acknowledgment of superiority
unfortunately alaina would not let me post this as a comment, but the world should know.
I , The Fool, would like to make everyone formally aware that one Adam Robert Croteau gets off before he can even get his belt buckle undone. This is why he is still a virgin. And if hes not anymore its because his new girlfriend is ugly as sin, so he could finally hold back just barely long enough... just barely. He also is the owner of a very small sports car of average length, but thin as a needle. He will now be knighted as sir needle dick- of wales. and he masterbates in front of others, and he does it like superman. That is all.
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fool
I , The Fool, would like to make everyone formally aware that one Adam Robert Croteau gets off before he can even get his belt buckle undone. This is why he is still a virgin. And if hes not anymore its because his new girlfriend is ugly as sin, so he could finally hold back just barely long enough... just barely. He also is the owner of a very small sports car of average length, but thin as a needle. He will now be knighted as sir needle dick- of wales. and he masterbates in front of others, and he does it like superman. That is all.
<3
fool