this one's for you, steve ;)
LJ stalking horror - a report by magick913.
begylips is stalking magick913
begylips’s REAL name :
Mackey Maher
begylips’s REAL DOB :
07th March 1979
Height :164 cm
Weight : 94.1 kg
begylips has dreamt about you :
30 times
begylips became interested in you :
03rd September 2004
begylips’s latest dream about you
begylips dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how begylips describes your relationship behind your back
‘magick913 thinks we are just friends! Ha! I’m moving in for the kill!’
begylips’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
begylips made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there’s a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
begylips’s Police File
begylips is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.
Testimonies about begylips
emilythefairy - Geek isn’t the word
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
randomsubtlety - Car wreck of a human
‘I’ve been friends with begylips all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. magick913 is such a drama queen.’
sastryker - Lord of the Irn-Bru
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than begylips. Terrible person.’