to whom it may concern:

[magicfuzzball]

god damn it brian if you're just fucking with me about having made a livejournal i'm going to give you the fiercest of wedgies.

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[tink_loves_bell]

Isn't there a search by email addresses? Maybe you can unearth him that way.

Though the idea of Brian's secret journal is hilarious

Dear Live Journal,

Today I played hockey on play station. Later on I had some drinks and gave myself a pretty sweet mustache.

I have a crush on some grrlz, but am too scared to see if they like like me.

Anywayz I have some KISS to listen to with my friendz.

Love,
Brian

OK, so Brian probably wouldn't write that way, but it makes it funnier for me if I pretend.

[c_a_m_b_o_t]

lololololohahahahaha

[magicfuzzball]

dear diary,

today i fucking killmurdered some bowling alley fixtures. we were asked to leave, but i flipped thunderbird lanes and their gay new paint job off on the way out of the lot. i'm totally sticking it to the establishment!

last night i went to a party, and oh the bitches were in heat.

toys brian mcirish wishes were around when he was a kid:
monopoly
scrabble
killzone
hockey
baseball
dungeons and dragons
stretch armstrong
lawn darts

actresses brian mcirish thinks deserve a slap in the mouth:
rosie odonnel
cher
calista flockhart
claire danes
calista flockhart
sarah michelle gellar
pam greer
greer garson
calista flockhart
jennifer connolly

well, i'm off to wax my moustache and solicit a tophat from a fine local retail establishment.

hugs and kisses
bee

[followgreatness]

I would never slap pam greer in the mouth, she would stomp all over me.
Although that might not be too bad after all.

[magicfuzzball]

but you would sign something hugs and kisses, bee?

[followgreatness]

I may, depending on what the mustache is doing that day