Overheard on Cyride 3 !
Oh man. I finally decided to write up a new entry. hehe. I swear to what ever god you worship I could not make these damn things up.
August 20th
(One guy is talking to his friend)
Guy 1: So I left my sweater at her place
Guy 2: You gonna get it back?
Guy 1: Nah, if I go and get it that just means I'd have to screw her again. And there ain't no way I'm putting my meat stick in that nasty pile of roast beef for a Michigan State jacket.
(a week later the same guys get on)
Guy 2: So you get your coat back?
Guy 1: Yeah. She give it to me the next morning in class.
Guy 2: That's good that you didn't have to do her again
Guy 1: Oh no. We still messed around last night.
Guy 2: Ok. (pauses) You remembered not to leave your coat again right?
Guy 1: Yeah
Sept. 17th
(3 frat-looking guys walk onto the bus, the last one has his head shaved)
Guy 1: Dude, we fuckin' got you so good last night.
Guy 2: Yeah fucker! That's what you get for passing out drunk first.
Guy 3 (Bald Guy): Yeah, ok, I get that you shaved the hair off my head, but did you have to shave my pubes too?
(silence from all 3)
Oct. 28th
(2 girls get on the bus)
Girl 1: So I'm pretty sure Lisa in our sorority is a lesbian.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Well she's always hanging out with girls on the soccer team and watching Scarlet Johansen movies and going down on me.
(Girl 1 gets wide-eyed, pulls the bus stop chord, and gets off without saying another word).
August 20th
(One guy is talking to his friend)
Guy 1: So I left my sweater at her place
Guy 2: You gonna get it back?
Guy 1: Nah, if I go and get it that just means I'd have to screw her again. And there ain't no way I'm putting my meat stick in that nasty pile of roast beef for a Michigan State jacket.
(a week later the same guys get on)
Guy 2: So you get your coat back?
Guy 1: Yeah. She give it to me the next morning in class.
Guy 2: That's good that you didn't have to do her again
Guy 1: Oh no. We still messed around last night.
Guy 2: Ok. (pauses) You remembered not to leave your coat again right?
Guy 1: Yeah
Sept. 17th
(3 frat-looking guys walk onto the bus, the last one has his head shaved)
Guy 1: Dude, we fuckin' got you so good last night.
Guy 2: Yeah fucker! That's what you get for passing out drunk first.
Guy 3 (Bald Guy): Yeah, ok, I get that you shaved the hair off my head, but did you have to shave my pubes too?
(silence from all 3)
Oct. 28th
(2 girls get on the bus)
Girl 1: So I'm pretty sure Lisa in our sorority is a lesbian.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Well she's always hanging out with girls on the soccer team and watching Scarlet Johansen movies and going down on me.
(Girl 1 gets wide-eyed, pulls the bus stop chord, and gets off without saying another word).