FIRST - Video

[drinkthecactus]

[Among what's sure to be a cascade of new people, here's a video for all you wonderful people. It's a boy, in weird tribal armor, looking with a face of extreme grumpiness right at the Commuter.]Wow. I mean, wow. This is a new high, universe! You've outdone yourself this time! Crazy castle world with hand-held... talky-book things, that's a new one

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[memorizethefire]

It's a communication device, kid. You talk to people through it.

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[drinkthecactus]

[GREAT SPIRIT OF SOMETHING OR OTHER, that's some funky-colored hair! It's distracting, man.] Y-yeah, I figured that out! You know, what with the other people... talking...

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[memorizethefire]

Talking. Uh huh. Looks like everyone's new too. All of us got swept up by some big spell and put in this... [He glances around, waving a hand lazily] place.

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[drinkthecactus]

Since when is there magical stuff that can even do that? Did someone master people-bending when I wasn't paying attention? Is it this Dumblygoof guy?!

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[memorizethefire]

Uh... I dunno. I've seen something kinda like this before, but not exactly. The Dumble-man seems to be the one who did it to us though.

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[drinkthecactus]

You've seen something like this before? Did you happen to find a way back last time, or do we gotta go find this Dumbleslort guy?

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[memorizethefire]

Didn't happen to me. I usually have a way to get out, wherever I am, but I'm pretty sure they cut me off from that power when I got here.

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[drinkthecactus]

Wonderful. Alright, so we gotta find the exit in a magical castle of horrors, and make sure no one we care about gets left behind. This is gonna be just swell.

[Mmm. Sarcasm.]

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[memorizethefire]

That's one way to put it.

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[drinkthecactus]

...What other way is there?

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[memorizethefire]

You could take away the sarcasm.

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[drinkthecactus]

...Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Me and sarcasm, we go way back.