♏ 001 | audio/actionspam
[good morning Magicdrafted, are you ready to have your eardrums assaulted by a young girl?]
Helloooooooo, Hogwarts! No need for introductions, because I already read that letter. But the other girl in this block has already outlived her usefulness for giving information, so I'm turning to you!
[from seeingeyespit in the background: "Stop yelling into the thing, retard!"]
[the commentator is ignored, and the girl continues]
First question: what is a human? Second question: do all of your magic classes take place during the day? Third question: what, in your opinion, is the best spell to learn to piss off blind losers?
[there's another interruption ("You might as well not bother with the third one, we both know you can't pull off the most basic spells! Hehehehe!") that is, again, ignored]
Fourth question: where can I get some makeup and fabric marker in a very specific shade of blue? Fifth question: how many adults are here? Sixth, seventh, and eighth questions: what are Hogsmeade, the dark forces, and the Quidditch house cup?
["Ninth question: How much dumber can one troll get? I really want to know the answer to that one!"]
Thaaaaaaaat's all for now! I look forward to your answers, which will undoubtedly be more helpful than anything I've heard so far. I mean, it'd be pretty impossible for them not to be, haha.
[click!]
[Vriska can also be found sorting through the stuff in her trunk in the Slytherin 2nd year girls' dorm, or exploring the Slytherin common room]
Helloooooooo, Hogwarts! No need for introductions, because I already read that letter. But the other girl in this block has already outlived her usefulness for giving information, so I'm turning to you!
[from seeingeyespit in the background: "Stop yelling into the thing, retard!"]
[the commentator is ignored, and the girl continues]
First question: what is a human? Second question: do all of your magic classes take place during the day? Third question: what, in your opinion, is the best spell to learn to piss off blind losers?
[there's another interruption ("You might as well not bother with the third one, we both know you can't pull off the most basic spells! Hehehehe!") that is, again, ignored]
Fourth question: where can I get some makeup and fabric marker in a very specific shade of blue? Fifth question: how many adults are here? Sixth, seventh, and eighth questions: what are Hogsmeade, the dark forces, and the Quidditch house cup?
["Ninth question: How much dumber can one troll get? I really want to know the answer to that one!"]
Thaaaaaaaat's all for now! I look forward to your answers, which will undoubtedly be more helpful than anything I've heard so far. I mean, it'd be pretty impossible for them not to be, haha.
[click!]
[Vriska can also be found sorting through the stuff in her trunk in the Slytherin 2nd year girls' dorm, or exploring the Slytherin common room]