Hotness caching
The game dictated that they would change the channel as soon as the designated HPOA (hot piece of arse) was off camera. That way they could locate as many hotties as possible. The end of the game was when one of them was drunk or they got bored.
First they went passed the disney channel and Andy wolf whistled over a Hispanic actress who played the mother on some teen sitcom. "Whoa, she's gorgeous."
Next they hit a news magazine show that was talking about Lindsay Lohan's lasted debacle. "Ruff! Ruff!" Flea lifted his tongue from his bowl of beer long enough to state his opinion. "Go back to your beer. She's got no arse, she's skinny as a rail and her eyes are weird. No way is she hot! She used to be pretty cute back in the day when she was doing Freaky Friday but hell no."
An overweight black soap opera actress got approval from both boys. A news anchor on the Spanish channel excited Andy, while someone from the View excited Flea. "I'm starting to be ashamed of your taste in women, Flea. Haven't you learned anything from the epitome of hotness that is our wife?"
"I'm the epitome of hotness, huh?" Lauren called as she walked in. She slid her arms around her husband but as soon as she saw Flea she abruptly slapped his cheek. "I may not be able to drink it, but that DOES NOT mean you can give my Yuenling to THE DOG!!"
"He's had a hard day, alright. He's not exactly regular right now." Andy pleaded but was having trouble keeping a straight face.
"Get off your pants and get in the bedroom and I might be able to forgive you for telling me about the dog's bowel movement issues."
"I love you?" Andy called with a laugh as he got undressed on his way to the bedroom. Flea barked happily at Lauren and Andy cheered for him. "Good boy, Flea. SHE is a hot girl. Our hot girl. You're getting it."
Lauren smiled and shook her head. She looked down at her belly. " Please be less weird than your father. Please?"
First they went passed the disney channel and Andy wolf whistled over a Hispanic actress who played the mother on some teen sitcom. "Whoa, she's gorgeous."
Next they hit a news magazine show that was talking about Lindsay Lohan's lasted debacle. "Ruff! Ruff!" Flea lifted his tongue from his bowl of beer long enough to state his opinion. "Go back to your beer. She's got no arse, she's skinny as a rail and her eyes are weird. No way is she hot! She used to be pretty cute back in the day when she was doing Freaky Friday but hell no."
An overweight black soap opera actress got approval from both boys. A news anchor on the Spanish channel excited Andy, while someone from the View excited Flea. "I'm starting to be ashamed of your taste in women, Flea. Haven't you learned anything from the epitome of hotness that is our wife?"
"I'm the epitome of hotness, huh?" Lauren called as she walked in. She slid her arms around her husband but as soon as she saw Flea she abruptly slapped his cheek. "I may not be able to drink it, but that DOES NOT mean you can give my Yuenling to THE DOG!!"
"He's had a hard day, alright. He's not exactly regular right now." Andy pleaded but was having trouble keeping a straight face.
"Get off your pants and get in the bedroom and I might be able to forgive you for telling me about the dog's bowel movement issues."
"I love you?" Andy called with a laugh as he got undressed on his way to the bedroom. Flea barked happily at Lauren and Andy cheered for him. "Good boy, Flea. SHE is a hot girl. Our hot girl. You're getting it."
Lauren smiled and shook her head. She looked down at her belly. " Please be less weird than your father. Please?"