Totally manly Disney Princess meme

[magicanyway]

Stolen from Sean, who like I'm going to do, took this meme will grunting and chugging beer. Also scratching his testicles. Because we're MEN! And I like Disney...

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[dial_a_psychic]

Dude!! You're totally a Pocahontas. Your spiritual native american blood and your love for animals totally supports your result.

And Aurora is the Sleeping Beauty princess, dude! Which... obviously everybody knows. Even manly men like us. Who scratch their balls as they watch these movies.

[magicanyway]

Plus I'm a white man married to a Native American. So I'm John Smith at least!

Oh! That's right! I was thinking she was the one from Hunchback of Notre Dame but I guess that would be Esmeralda? Now she was hot!

[possessingbadge]

How did I know who Aurora was but you don't? *SO pleased by this*

Cinderella:
One of your parents is dead
You are expected to do a lot of chores
You love to dress up
You love animals
You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
Your mom is really strict
You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 3

Belle:
You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
You’ve been lost in the forest
You love to read
You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
One of your family members is a bit weird
You have done volunteer work
You have a wild imagination
You love to take care of people in need
You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 8

Jasmine:
You are very clever
You’ve been with someone way different from you
You’re unique and different from everyone else
You’d never marry someone just because they were richYou have set a lot of goals for yourself

[magicanyway]

I don't know! I thought her name was just Beauty. *laughs*

You are WAY hotter than Pocahontas though, FYI.