ANGOLA!

Jan 20, 2009 00:47

Maybe if I read my poetry REALLY REALLY fast it will sound like this.

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possessingbadge January 20 2009, 07:48:09 UTC
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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magicanyway January 21 2009, 03:21:22 UTC
FISH HAT!

One crisp banana!

*cracks up*

See, I can be down with Kanye. Kanye's a poet. Kanye's smart. But the what the heck? I'm sure these aren't the real words but what is he babbling about? *laughs*

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possessingbadge January 21 2009, 03:43:40 UTC
Except this is Sean Paul and sadly I know every word. XD

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magicanyway January 21 2009, 03:59:57 UTC
*laughs*

Those are actual words?

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possessingbadge January 21 2009, 04:31:24 UTC
*Starts singing*
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!

*laughs*

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magicanyway January 21 2009, 04:32:59 UTC
*cracks up*

And what exactly does that mean? It sounds like a really drunk guy hitting on someone.

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possessingbadge January 21 2009, 04:43:04 UTC
You got it on the first try. He wants to fuck her.

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magicanyway January 21 2009, 04:45:06 UTC
Oh. But if she can't understand what he's saying what are the chances she'll fuck him?

By the way, *does his best to sing the words she told him*

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possessingbadge January 21 2009, 05:08:45 UTC
Well, Jamacian girls would know what he's saying and everyone else will just be so dazzled by the accent they'd do it anyway. *smiles* Kind of like me with you.

*grins* Sir yes sir

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magicanyway January 22 2009, 00:48:47 UTC
*laughs* So that's what it was? My alluring accent?

*laughs* Saluting me? I'm not even at attention yet.

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possessingbadge January 22 2009, 02:02:12 UTC
That and your hot little body.

*kisses his chin* We can remedy that.

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magicanyway January 22 2009, 02:08:47 UTC
My manly physique? *grins* I do get compliments on that a lot. Mostly from you and my mum but still...

*strokes her head*
Mmm, your so good to me and my little cock.

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possessingbadge January 25 2009, 01:57:37 UTC
I think it's really sweet that your mom thinks you're a hottie.

*bites his bottom lip* Don't call him little. He might be listening.

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magicanyway January 25 2009, 02:14:07 UTC
I'm sure your Dad and Joe and people told you you were beautiful all the time. *smiles and blushes*

*kisses her* You describe him then.

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possessingbadge January 25 2009, 02:53:38 UTC
My dad called me Goat as a pet name. I'm sure he thought I was beautiful but the only time I ever remember him complimenting how I looked was my senior prom. Though he was completely preoccupied with the idea of me taking a girl to it.

I wasn't beautiful growing up. I was poofy, skinny, and awkward. By the time my braces came off, I started filling out, and I started wearing my hair any other way than a ponytail, he had bigger things to worry about.

*moans happily* He's the perfect size. Not just for me but for anyone. Not scary big but not so small we can't manage a lot of positions even with my ass. He's only slightly darker than the rest of you which is extremely hard to find in white men. I love that you don't have to do much maintenance because I like a man with a little hair but you aren't smuggling weave down there or anything. He's just perfect. You're perfect.

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magicanyway January 25 2009, 03:02:46 UTC
I was gawky and tiny growing up. My hair alternated between dark brown and blonde almost monthly until junior high. I had odd freckles and alpha sprout sticking up hair. My parents called me their handsome little man all the time anyone. *chuckles* Parents have to do that.

*snuggles closer* I'm not perfect. I'm only even close to perfect when I'm with you. I think my body was crafted to be perfect for you. Perfect to protect you, to pleasure you, to inhabit you. I love you. You're perfect.

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