I will never think of potatoes the same again?

[magicalvalerie]

Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally got married

Comments

[firecrotch8604]

thank you for wasting three minutes of my time. you owe it back to me.

[magicalvalerie]

WASTING?! How can you consider reading a totally retarded story on my livejournal a waste of time?! If it would make you feel better, I will repay you the three minutes... What can I do to make it up to you so you'll stop whining?

[firecrotch8604]

you can find some way to extend my life by three minutes....or invent a time machine so i can go back in time and not read that story.

[magicalvalerie]

Well, I'm thinking the time machine is pretty much out of the picture... but the next time I see you smoking a cigarette, I'm only going to let you smoke half of it. Doesn't every cigarette you smoke take 7 minutes off your life? Yeah... so I'd sort-of be giving you 3.5 minutes :) Actually, I don't even know if you smoke...but it's a thought.

[firecrotch8604]

i dont smoke....well occasionally i smoke cigars.....so you can stop me from smoking some of a cigar.....then well be even.