...Boredoms a bitch.

Jan 20, 2005 14:41

Caitlin is bored today. She said so on her livejournal today (vanillavenom)so I made this list for her of some of the random things we have to do to keep ourselves entertained here in little old C-Town.

Things Valerie does to be un-bored in Cashmere:

1) send courtesy waters to tables of hott guys and say that it's from someone other than yourself. EXAMPLE: Brittney leaves my table to "get a straw" (so she has to walk by some hott guys) while Andrew and I conspired against her. When she returned, Andrew delivered free water to the hottest guy at the table and told him that Brittney thought he looked thirsty, but to not worry about the bill because she had it covered.

2) I JUST killed a spider using my oh-so-cool "Fly-swater gun" (remember that? It's the greatest invention in the world, other than the i-zone camera... did you know they came up with a new one?)

3) Take random pictures of things. EXAMPLE: I stopped at in the Albertson's parkinglot to take a picture of the shittiest car in the world that had spray-painted "NOT JUNK" in HUGE letters across the side of it.

4) Jump the railroad tracks by the police station. NOTE: make sure there are no cops present so you can floor it, run the stop sign, and hit the tracks at the fastest speed possible in order to get some air. (Kinda like on napolean dynomite, all your friends will say "Dude, you got like 3 ft of air that time... can I try?)

5) Steal things from restaurants. EXAMPLE: Maura and I have this thing where we take something for each restaurant we visit together. In Idaho we took Pizza Hut cups. Last Friday we took Red Robin cups. Wendy's only has paper cups (friggin idiots!) so today at lunch I took a tray.

6) Write in a livejournal about all the crazy things that happen in life.

7) If you're a guy, go up to girls with your other guy friend and ask, "Do you think it's gay when two guys kiss?" and if they say yes, say, "DUDE! I told you we're gay!" and if they say no, say, "See! I told you we're not gay!" and then walk off.

That's all I have for you right now.

PS Our senior class trip is to Silverwood and then we're goin on a dinner cruise and dance on Lake Cour d'Alene! YEY! Oh, and our senior quote is something by Tim McGraw... I voted for both of those options! YEY!
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