Bible Boot Camp AKA the BBC (use your imagination)
So the other day in Journalism was quite eventful... as usual. Maura was at school that day (which is becoming a rare occasion) and I miss here when she is gone! But anywho, we were talking about my cleavage and how my grandma thinks I should "leave a little room for the imagination"... ahahaha. I decided that I could totally see my grandma going on the Christian channel on TV and trying to send me to bootcamp for being an "Out of Control Teen"... lol. I can see it now ::imagine with me:: "She dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, probably sleeps around, and probaly does drugs. And she cusses also. SEND HER TO BOOT CAMP!"
Dont you think it would be funny if there were a Bible Boot Camp on the christian channel? ::imagine with me again:: The sargent would yell things like "DROP AND GIVE ME 20... FOR GOD! AND YOU PRAY WHILE YOU'RE DOIN IT!" and "You do pullsups on the cross... Jesus died for the sins that you keep commiting... REPENT!" and "YOU CARRY THAT CROSS UP THE HILL! DONT YOU DRAG IT! I KNOW ITS HEAVY...I KNOW IT HURTS! BUT HOW DO YOU THINK JESUS FEELS WHEN HE SEES YOU SINNING?! DO IT FOR JESUS!" "JESUS LOVES YOU THIS I KNOW... BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!"
::You can stop imagining now::
Well, I thought it was a good idea... I usually think I have good ideas though and in reality, they are just strange...
YOu all love me anyway.
Dont you think it would be funny if there were a Bible Boot Camp on the christian channel? ::imagine with me again:: The sargent would yell things like "DROP AND GIVE ME 20... FOR GOD! AND YOU PRAY WHILE YOU'RE DOIN IT!" and "You do pullsups on the cross... Jesus died for the sins that you keep commiting... REPENT!" and "YOU CARRY THAT CROSS UP THE HILL! DONT YOU DRAG IT! I KNOW ITS HEAVY...I KNOW IT HURTS! BUT HOW DO YOU THINK JESUS FEELS WHEN HE SEES YOU SINNING?! DO IT FOR JESUS!" "JESUS LOVES YOU THIS I KNOW... BECAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!"
::You can stop imagining now::
Well, I thought it was a good idea... I usually think I have good ideas though and in reality, they are just strange...
YOu all love me anyway.