When I was a prince in Camelot
I often would get out a lot
The people would line the streets to kiss my hand
But now I'm in Taxon where language is coarse and--
--seriously would it kill you to put on a corset
I miss the green fields
And the banners and shields of my land
Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
At home I'd have servants
To clean up the vermin...s
But here I must do all the chores
Morgana gets moody
And talks to me rudely
I rarely get any peace at all
Oh it's not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
Not easy being ...royalty
Not easy being a prince
Not easy being me
How I long for the days of hunting and fun
No-one actually realizes this armor weighs a ton
Oh, it's not easy being a prince.