um best conversation of my life...

[magicalmullet]

becca: so i hear i almost raped you today
jiz: just almost
becca: thats strange
jiz: yeah it was kind of medium rare
becca: oh i always thought i was more tender than that
jiz: no no
jiz: definetly medium rare
becca: i got a scoop of strawberry ice cream and...there was a raisin in it
jiz: was it masturbating?
becca: it must have been
jiz: because of the raisin and all
jiz: i mean that just screams "i touch myself"

I LOVE IT. Liz you are the best.<3