01 Kaleidoscope ★ Why is this not a dream?!

[magicalillya]

[So today, while passing by 1448 Kramden Road, you might notice the new resident there. Specifically, a distinctive yell of this certain loli can be heard from the house. As you see, when Illya woke up in a place that wasn't her room, wearing something that definitely was not hers, her immediate conclusion was that she was still dreaming, and

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[heartstar_blues]

Shut up.

☠☠☠☠ phones.

[magicalillya]

...Ahh, sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

[heartstar_blues]

Do me a huge favor kid.

Find where the phone plugs into the wall, and unplug it. Someone has got to do something about these ☠☠☠☠ mass calls.

Do you know what it's like to hear your phone ring, pick it up and all you hear is some annoying kid screaming?

[magicalillya]

[While fumbling around to get out of the bed, Illya finally found the source of the voice...after a moment of staring incredulously at the phone, trying to think of an articulate response to the other man, she replies with]

...What?

[heartstar_blues]

Unplug the ☠☠☠☠ phone and don't make stupid calls like that again.

[magicalillya]

...Just what are you talking about?

[heartstar_blues]

Follow the cord to the wall and pull it out...

1/2

[magicalillya]

[Due to her dazed state, Illya immediately follows his instruction and follows the cord, holding it in her hand before replying to the speaker even if he can't really see her]

L-like this?

2/2

[magicalillya]

[...Wait, that wasn't what she was trying to do, and she gives another yell or rather, a rant into the phone]

Wait, this isn't what I am asking! I don't even know why I am doing in this place --This should be a dream but if this is supposed to be dream, then why isn't it ending yet!?

[It seems to go on and on. Her voice getting higher and higher as the she continues.]

Re: 2/2

[heartstar_blues]

Hey! HEY! HEY!

Listen!

Re: 2/2

[magicalillya]

[That got her to stop...for now at least]

What?

Re: 2/2

[heartstar_blues]

This is not a dream. You've been kidnapped and are now in Mayfield.

Basically, the worse ☠☠☠☠ suburban town ever.

And you're being annoying.

Re: 2/2

[magicalillya]

[Illya calms down a bit after hearing that. Or well calm enough that her voice is back to normal conversation pitch now at least]

K-kidnapped. How is that even possible? A kidnapper just can't...get me here like this without alerting someone in my house!

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, you'll hear that a lot. No one actually knows how they do it so don't bother asking around.

You're stuck here now, like the rest of us who got taken. Go out and meet people and do me a very, very big favor.

[magicalillya]

That just doesn't make any sense. Why would they even kidnap me or well, us to...whatever this place is?

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know. You're asking the wrong person...

Go out and find someone who knows more.