01 Kaleidoscope ★ Why is this not a dream?!

[magicalillya]

[So today, while passing by 1448 Kramden Road, you might notice the new resident there. Specifically, a distinctive yell of this certain loli can be heard from the house. As you see, when Illya woke up in a place that wasn't her room, wearing something that definitely was not hers, her immediate conclusion was that she was still dreaming, and

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[kinpika]

Puppets do not dream.

[magicalillya]

[...Wait, was he talking about her? Even after a moment or so, she still could only stare at him, trying to understand what he meant]

...huh?

[kinpika]

Must I repeat myself? I do not remember you being....programmed with faulty hearing.

[magicalillya]

Uhh...Sorry, but have we met before?

[kinpika]

You have not had the pleasure of viewing me, no.

[magicalillya]

...Then I...don't really get what you're saying.

[kinpika]

It also seems like you have been overtaken by some level of stupidity.

[magicalillya]

Wh-what do you mean by that? Don't...assume things after we just met!

[kinpika]

As the King of Heroes, it is my right to do as I wish! A mere doll has no say in the matter.

[magicalillya]

[...Right, sorry, Gil, but Illya thinks you're a crazy guy on the street, and is giving you another judging stare]

King of...Heroes?

[kinpika]

It seems the foolishness has penetrated itself deeper than I thought.

[magicalillya]

I...Stop insulting me and say something remotely understandable!