FANTASTIC CIRCUMSTANCES
So hey! Guess who just made an unexpected lateral career move back into independent game development?
This guy.
This motherfucker right here.
Owing to my software company's investors suddenly deciding that they didn't want to pay for us all, I am currently no longer on the corporate payroll. For that matter, neither is anyone else. The whole damn thing folded, effective immediately. Ah well. Back to the job market!
... and full-time work on Shadows Over Volgadan. C'mon you damn albatross, it's go time.
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But not all is waste and devastation! Using a company phone's camera, I took a picture of the whiteboard I ostensibly should have been using for temporary software design and instead used to generate stupid puns:
Observe the following:
- Taxi Evasion
- An inaccurate representation of our lead test engineer telling one of our developers that they can stop looking at the log (files)
- The image you might get if you took programmer-speak literally
- The horrors of user leaves (a troublesome mechanic in the Symbion mobile phone operating system)
- The name of our lead test engineer's daughter, scrawled on my board on two separate occasions when the tester brought her in over the weekend
- My philosophy of life, accompanied by a running tally of the number of people to speak it aloud
- A valiant attempt at not being bitter at getting canned
- An old joke
- Hegbelt
This guy.
This motherfucker right here.
Owing to my software company's investors suddenly deciding that they didn't want to pay for us all, I am currently no longer on the corporate payroll. For that matter, neither is anyone else. The whole damn thing folded, effective immediately. Ah well. Back to the job market!
... and full-time work on Shadows Over Volgadan. C'mon you damn albatross, it's go time.
---
But not all is waste and devastation! Using a company phone's camera, I took a picture of the whiteboard I ostensibly should have been using for temporary software design and instead used to generate stupid puns:
Observe the following:
- Taxi Evasion
- An inaccurate representation of our lead test engineer telling one of our developers that they can stop looking at the log (files)
- The image you might get if you took programmer-speak literally
- The horrors of user leaves (a troublesome mechanic in the Symbion mobile phone operating system)
- The name of our lead test engineer's daughter, scrawled on my board on two separate occasions when the tester brought her in over the weekend
- My philosophy of life, accompanied by a running tally of the number of people to speak it aloud
- A valiant attempt at not being bitter at getting canned
- An old joke
- Hegbelt