I'm a Pepper
Morning Pepper.
Well hey there Magic.
Whatcha doin'?
Contemplating the condition of the ozone layer and how it is up to each of us to do our part in keeping this world of ours a safe and healthy place to live.
Hey Magic, did you know that beautiful sunsets are caused by air pollution?
Um yeah I kinda did.
Oh no Pepper! It's the fuzz! They're on to you! Run!
What the ... hell are you talking about?
*sound of Magic chuckling*
You're really weird.
Thank you.
Hey look what they have in this building. South Park avatars that you can sell to other noobs. I'm going to be rich!
Mm hm. And how's that working for you Pepper?
*Pepper raises her eyebrow at Magic*
Hey look. A sign. As a noob it is my duty and honor to click on everything. The only question is...do I touch it, or sit on it?
Ummm...
Well sitting on it did nothing, but touching it brought me here. To the land of the FREE CLOTHES! *runs through the lot, squealing and grabbing clothes*
Pepper...is that man shooting someone?
*Pepper looks from the gunman to the dead man...to the gunman to the dead man* Uh huh. Anyway, I got clothes, hair and skin! Look at my...
Oh. Wow. You can really get anything here. *pushes her jaw shut* Are you telling me that I don't have a...
*Magic nods slowly*
Ohhhhhhkay then. Now that I have my new clothes, hair, skin and...other...things...I can put my concentraton back on earning money.
This machine paid me for filling out a short survey. I got $28L and more spam email then I can keep up with. Go me.
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