Wizarding Wireless Alert!
We interrupt our 30 minute WW Music Marathon to bring you this breaking news bulletin! At 8pm this evening there was an explosion in the Ministry of Magic. Our sources tell us that there is one confirmed casualty and that the Minister has not been harmed.
The cause of the blast has not yet been determined. There are rumors that the mark of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named appeared after the explosion. Our attempts to obtain more information were met with a most impolite request to "Bugger off." We welcome any calls from listeners who may have seen the Dark Mark or been at the site of the explosion.
We will of course be following this story very closely over the course of the -
Voices can be heard in the background.
Shit, Jules, now the DAM's been attacked too!
What do you mean?
I mean that there's smoke and fire and blokes in dark cloaks and masks and another bloody fucking Dark Mark!
Oh dear Merlin, what's going on? Should I add it to this report?
No, we don't know enough yet. Cut to a song and give us a chance to figure out what the hell's going on.
We'll be returning with later with more developments in this ongoing story, but now we'll continue with our 30 Minute Wizarding Wireless Music Marathon!
The cause of the blast has not yet been determined. There are rumors that the mark of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named appeared after the explosion. Our attempts to obtain more information were met with a most impolite request to "Bugger off." We welcome any calls from listeners who may have seen the Dark Mark or been at the site of the explosion.
We will of course be following this story very closely over the course of the -
Voices can be heard in the background.
Shit, Jules, now the DAM's been attacked too!
What do you mean?
I mean that there's smoke and fire and blokes in dark cloaks and masks and another bloody fucking Dark Mark!
Oh dear Merlin, what's going on? Should I add it to this report?
No, we don't know enough yet. Cut to a song and give us a chance to figure out what the hell's going on.
We'll be returning with later with more developments in this ongoing story, but now we'll continue with our 30 Minute Wizarding Wireless Music Marathon!