Excerpt from the Daily Prophet agony column
Alfred,
Now you know why I said not the blue one. You missed a spot on your left elbow.
Love, Klara
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Flopsy,
Never try and catch me up in one of your schemes again. I still haven't managed to get all the custard out! I don't want to speak to you again for at least a month.
Cottontail
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Pinky,
I don't know why you read this nonsense. Still, I know you read it so I'll just say I'm sorry you're so distressed. But I really don't know what you're going on about; I haven't been ignoring you for weeks. And wailing on and on about how I warded the house against you for a month doesn't help matters when I didn't. You'd think I'd remember something like that! And you were the one to melt the ladle the Mastery Board gave me for longer service and ruin a perfectly good potion at the same time. And I'm willing to forgive you, but this other business is ridiculous. Come over if you want to, just stop crying already.
Ully
Now you know why I said not the blue one. You missed a spot on your left elbow.
Love, Klara
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Flopsy,
Never try and catch me up in one of your schemes again. I still haven't managed to get all the custard out! I don't want to speak to you again for at least a month.
Cottontail
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Pinky,
I don't know why you read this nonsense. Still, I know you read it so I'll just say I'm sorry you're so distressed. But I really don't know what you're going on about; I haven't been ignoring you for weeks. And wailing on and on about how I warded the house against you for a month doesn't help matters when I didn't. You'd think I'd remember something like that! And you were the one to melt the ladle the Mastery Board gave me for longer service and ruin a perfectly good potion at the same time. And I'm willing to forgive you, but this other business is ridiculous. Come over if you want to, just stop crying already.
Ully