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A'right, Ladies and Gentlemen.
There are some new rules in place.
I will no longer go runnin' off for scoops and pics, hurting other people by doing so and holding others I catch in awkward positions for blackmail.
It's jus' not right.
Instead, I've decided to go freelance. Now, what does this mean? It means that from now on, you guys are the ones takin' the shots when it comes to what I'm clicking my shutter at. Need a picture to remember a happy moment? Want a picture of a favourite pet?
Maybe a picture of you and your current partner on a date?
The possibilities are endless, an' I promise fair pricing for all of 'em. Hell, I'm even open to a bit a' haggling.
Filtered from Snitches
Oh, and anyone wanting pictures of other tender moments are in luck too, just give me a call an' I'll come in, take a pic, an' be outta yur hair before you're back in. I'm kiddin' if ya couldn't tell.
But, for Valentines day I will be taking pictures of a more tempting nature, for a decreased price. If you want to give your partner a special gift for Valentines day, go ahead an' lemme know, confidentiality will be kept to a maximum.
There are some new rules in place.
I will no longer go runnin' off for scoops and pics, hurting other people by doing so and holding others I catch in awkward positions for blackmail.
It's jus' not right.
Instead, I've decided to go freelance. Now, what does this mean? It means that from now on, you guys are the ones takin' the shots when it comes to what I'm clicking my shutter at. Need a picture to remember a happy moment? Want a picture of a favourite pet?
Maybe a picture of you and your current partner on a date?
The possibilities are endless, an' I promise fair pricing for all of 'em. Hell, I'm even open to a bit a' haggling.
Filtered from Snitches
Oh, and anyone wanting pictures of other tender moments are in luck too, just give me a call an' I'll come in, take a pic, an' be outta yur hair before you're back in. I'm kiddin' if ya couldn't tell.
But, for Valentines day I will be taking pictures of a more tempting nature, for a decreased price. If you want to give your partner a special gift for Valentines day, go ahead an' lemme know, confidentiality will be kept to a maximum.