More sick than you could possibly imagine!
I have been bed ridden for days now with a monster like face and a body that looks like its been covered in baked beans. Unfortunately beans do not come into the equation, I am not allowed to have that much fun........
I have CHICKEN POX!!!!!
I'm in pain and in need of chocolate and nice things.
Yesterday Mark came round and cooked me spaghetti bolognaise and gave me chocolate. This morning my lovely new man Luke showered me with 10 cans of coke and loads of chocolate bars that he stole from work, I might add that he works in a health centre! This evening my next door neighbour made me shepherds pie and tomorrow I am having Luke come over and dress in a nurses outfit and nurse me all day. Anybody fancy coming round with a spliff and risking the chance of catching this wonderful deadly monstrous disease it would be much appreciated.
Have fun enjoying yourselves in this lovely weather. Think of me whilst your partying and getting high, Just think instead you could be nursing me in a nurses dress! Dave?
I have CHICKEN POX!!!!!
I'm in pain and in need of chocolate and nice things.
Yesterday Mark came round and cooked me spaghetti bolognaise and gave me chocolate. This morning my lovely new man Luke showered me with 10 cans of coke and loads of chocolate bars that he stole from work, I might add that he works in a health centre! This evening my next door neighbour made me shepherds pie and tomorrow I am having Luke come over and dress in a nurses outfit and nurse me all day. Anybody fancy coming round with a spliff and risking the chance of catching this wonderful deadly monstrous disease it would be much appreciated.
Have fun enjoying yourselves in this lovely weather. Think of me whilst your partying and getting high, Just think instead you could be nursing me in a nurses dress! Dave?