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Behold. The Mighty Chinbacca.

Aug 15, 2004 11:51

Saturday morning I had to get up an 9 to go to the infamous Great Escape. The home of lost children, lost hats, and gum stuck to things. I went with my mom, brother, my moms hillbilly fuck, an her friend and her little twilight zone daughter that I swear to god hasn't aged in about 7 years. She's permanetly 5 years old, an she's supposed to be like ( Read more... )

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There are 2 "e's" in Moncree anonymous August 16 2004, 03:58:43 UTC

I had a whole bunch of stuff that I wrote here, high class, quality material. But I am a dumb-ass. By the way, thanks for throwing in the socially retarded thing in there, classic. I accidentally deleted every word I typed, prompting me to yell "shit" as one might expect from one that loses their hard work. and believe me, it was hard.

So a note for all people trying to make fun of Mike by calling him a Douche bag, he writes in a live journal. And yet he's still way cooler than you will ever be. So next time you write, try not to sound so normal, type like the way a person who has a mental age of 5 would and at least make it so funny it's painful by using words like WTF and ROFL and other assorted swill, because what you are saying is just plain shitty. Sorry. People-and I use the word loosely -should probably die in their families storage cellars after being beaten with a jelly dildo for a few hours with cooking oil as a lubricant. It would suit you. But I digress, I'm starting to have fun making fun of this guy (not in that way) and that means two things.
1: I'm having fun, therefore it's probably really immature. I need some freaking composure.
2: It's the internet, if you have something to say to Mr. Pascale, I suggest you make it knows in person.

Thanks for writing about me Mike, I'm sure the patrons appreciate it. Rock on.
-Chris

What the Hell? anonymous August 16 2004, 06:06:02 UTC

Since when does Mike have this many friends? The last I remember, everyone talked shit about his and when he showed up in the lunch room, they all groaned at the sight of his pathetic fat ass. And what the hell is up with Chris? Did you learn all of that in grade school? I bet you did. I congratulate you. As for me, I would gladly take up my plight with the scumbag of the universe face to face, but you see, I'm away and there is no possible way I can kick his ass for another year. He'll just have to wait in abject suspense then. Too bad, because beating the hell out of him would give me infinete joy.
I'm also amused that you think I am a male. Maybe I am, maybe I am not. In the meantime, ask your friend Mike if he has a dick. My money says it fell off after he fucked that ugly bitch of his.

Re: What the Hell? magic_hat August 16 2004, 06:23:27 UTC

mmmm yeaa something like that.

Re: What the Hell? anonymous August 21 2004, 01:19:27 UTC

Who the hell are you? And why is there so much mention of people thinking they could kick me and Mikes ass?
-Chris

Re: There are 2 "e's" in Moncree teatimefortwo August 16 2004, 11:13:15 UTC

Word Chris. You tell 'em. Who doesn't love those Asians?

Shut the Fuck Up Chantal anonymous August 16 2004, 12:00:44 UTC

You scuzzy, crusty, nasty whore. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Re: Shut the Fuck Up Chantal magic_hat August 17 2004, 08:27:28 UTC

She's Chantal. Who the hell are you?

She's Chantal.. that's nice. anonymous August 17 2004, 09:40:04 UTC

Maybe you two should hook up. I mean, you're both fucking disgusting.

Re: She's Chantal.. that's nice. anonymous August 21 2004, 01:23:05 UTC

I've seen Chantal and Mike.
now, while mike may not be the most undisgusting thing in the world, and when paired with Chantal, yeah, Mike may pale in comparison, but they certainly aren't both disgusting.
-Chris

Re: There are 2 "e's" in Moncree anonymous August 16 2004, 13:47:14 UTC

Ok chantal... I think thats enough from you... maybe you should go back to your high school fashion hippy show and drop some more fake acid with your gay little 10 year old friend MB. Seriously, you don't really have anything of real substance or relevence to add :)

what is wrong with you anonymous August 17 2004, 08:37:23 UTC

everyone who post anonymous shit is just a puss. dont cry about mike talking shit online if you wont even put your name

Love,
Alex

Re: what is wrong with you anonymous August 17 2004, 09:42:01 UTC

Fuck you Alex. Don't tell me you think this is Tristan too? I thought you were too cool for this, even though your dick is puny and shriveled.

Re: what is wrong with you anonymous August 17 2004, 11:36:00 UTC

haha fuck me? i dont even know who you are. and did i say i thought it was tristan? no i did not. your so pathetic. you sit here and talk shit to everyone online but wont leave a name cause you know someone would beat the shit out of you. your probably just some fat whore who cant get dick so takes out her frustration online.

Love,
Alex

Re: what is wrong with you teatimefortwo August 17 2004, 12:06:47 UTC

Ok you little peice of shit. Your going to start shit with me?? Well you can go fuck your self, I'm not dirty or disgusting, your probably just mistaking me with yourself. Your just a little pussy who has no life and just wants to bash people for the hell of it...that's really cool...Stop being so immature and juvenile. Seriously. Just chill.

chantal's special message anonymous August 17 2004, 13:04:09 UTC

u don't exist chantal.

Re: chantal's special message teatimefortwo August 18 2004, 13:45:23 UTC

you don't exist, you anonymous fool.

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