Someone save me. Please?

[magic_fratboy]

Channing's being fucking mean to me. Make her stop.

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[effiecat]

Oh my--listen to you!! Why aren't you basking? You should be basking!

[magic_fratboy]

She keeps IM-ing me with excerpts from the article that are freakin' embarrassing. Seriously, who uses the word 'sexpot' anymore?

[effiecat]

...Okay, that is a little embarrassing. Who DOES use the word 'sexpot' these days?

[magic_fratboy]

I think those little old ladies that love the slot machines.

Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of the stuff they wrote about the characters and costuming, they came from paintings I did when my fiancee was still missing. But the sex symbol crap...yeah, Zee's never gonna let me live it down.

[no_substitution]

Uh... she'll kick my ass?

[magic_fratboy]

The press is starting to write about the show and she's IM-ing me crap they wrote about me. They actually used the word 'sexpot.' Is that even a real word?

[no_substitution]

If Sassafras is a real name then sexpot is a real word. Marilyn Monroe is a sexpot. You should be honored. Get over it, no one writes about me. :(

[magic_fratboy]

It's embarrassing. And fuck you, I read something about you just a couple weeks ago. Society pages or something. I know I saw it, my co-worker Effie's boyfriend pointed it out to me.