I had nothing to do, so I did this...test...

[magic_fratboy]

You Are Coke

Comments

[no_substitution]

LOL It just says coke. Not A coke. You're drugs!!

[magic_fratboy]

I am many things, my treasure, but drugs is not one of them.

[no_substitution]

You're my own personal crack. I'da said heroin but that's so over done. Like when you cook steak.

[magic_fratboy]

I...do overcook steak. I will have to remedy that. I do not care for well cooked meat.

[no_substitution]

... Say that again?

[magic_fratboy]

I said I do not care for my steak to be well done. I do not know why I cook it that way all the time.

[no_substitution]

Okay, I don't speak ESL.

[magic_fratboy]

I am sorry, I got distracted. It was just an observation.

How are you? Are you enjoying New York?

[no_substitution]

What's with the uber polite, are we in a fight? And why don't you like contractions anymore. Not be racist against the apostraphe.

[magic_fratboy]

A fight? No, we are not. Why would you think that, Sassy?

[no_substitution]

Where's May?

[magic_fratboy]

She is in bed, asleep. I put her down with Hardy well over an hour ago. Why?

[no_substitution]

You fed and changed her and gave her her last bottle?

[magic_fratboy]

And played with her teddy bear, her bunny, and helped her say good night to Ziyah. Sassy, what is wrong?

[no_substitution]

Nothing, just miss my little sugarbear. You know, New York isn't really my style. I think I might jet home before Detroit.

[magic_fratboy]

...you are lying. But you do not have to. My little bunny is in no danger. Everything is all right here. You have no reason to worry.