Got this one off Rachel
A
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: 31
• What annoys you?: Brown nosers and willful skeptics.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yeah, a guy on Chan's stage crew.
• When is your birthday?: September 19th.
• Who is your best friend?: Sassy, Sal Vieri, Ben Crawford, Bee Solis.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Not much for sweets...Hershey bar with almonds, I guess.
• Crush?: Mayilia Alessa Ambrogio-Karras.
• When was the last time you cried?: Last night.
D
• Do you daydream?: Of course.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: German shepherds, I own a white one.
• What day of the week is it?: Saturday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: In an omlette with salsa and shrimp.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Multiple times.
• Ever pet an elephant? Nope.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Only after I smoke, which ain't often.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Meh. I can take 'em or leave 'em.
• Do you like gory movies?: No way, I get enough gore on the street.
H
• How are you?: Not good.
• What's your height?: 6'.
• What color is your hair?: Black, like true blue-black.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yep, I used to live in New York.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Not into jelly beans.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Hell yeah, but I can't repeat it in polite company.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Yeah, fair amount...the studs Sass gave me for my birthday in both ears, my Fraternity talisman, silver cross to ward off the vampires...some rings, one of which my bro Ben gave me, and a watch with a leather cuff band.
K
• Who do you want to kill? Whoever took Zee from me...and maybe Cath, if she don't start returning my calls.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Uh...I guess?
L
• Are you laidback?: Less than I used to be.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: No, it's gross.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: I don't know, what the fuck is that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Hot Topic and Barnes Noble.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Tons. Zee calls me 'baby', Hank Callahan calls me Hope Boy and Magic Man...lots of people call me Houdini and some very close friends, like Channing Vale, still call me Harry or Ehrie sometimes.
• Whats your favorite number?: 13
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night.
O
• What's your one wish?: Get Zee back.
• Are you an only child?: Technically, yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: On fruit, yeah...
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: losing people.
• Piercings?: A bunch...three in each ear, eyebrow, couple cartilage, navel, and nose, but I think my nose closed up.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: No way.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: My maternal grandmother used to.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: No way. Just most of the time.
• Do you watch reality TV?: God, no.
• Reason to cry?: Losing someone I love.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun.
• Do you like snow?: Hell yeah I do!
• Whats your favorite season?: Fall.
T
• time is it?: 9:38 PM.
• What time did you wake up?: 5 AM.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: No.
• Uncles do you have?: My uncle Vincenzo, Boney's dad. He's in a critical care facility in Brooklyn, comatose.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Snow peas.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Blushing...and being too controlling.
• Do u like water rides?: I guess? Universal Studios has a couple I dig.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Lots.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Again, lots.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: It's okay.
• What year were you born in?: 1977.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Yeah.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: To a degree.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Virgo.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Does the Secret Garden of Siegfried and Roy count? If so, last week.
In other news, while I been going stir crazy waiting for some word on Zee, I've been thinking a lot about the multitude of ways I've screwed up in life. With Zee, with my daughter, with my life before, fucking everything.
So I called my Aunt Zephyr about...well, you could call it a family heirloom. She talked to Boney and my uncle and said I could have it.
The second Zee gets home...I'm done fucking things up.
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: 31
• What annoys you?: Brown nosers and willful skeptics.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yeah, a guy on Chan's stage crew.
• When is your birthday?: September 19th.
• Who is your best friend?: Sassy, Sal Vieri, Ben Crawford, Bee Solis.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Not much for sweets...Hershey bar with almonds, I guess.
• Crush?: Mayilia Alessa Ambrogio-Karras.
• When was the last time you cried?: Last night.
D
• Do you daydream?: Of course.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: German shepherds, I own a white one.
• What day of the week is it?: Saturday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: In an omlette with salsa and shrimp.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Multiple times.
• Ever pet an elephant? Nope.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Only after I smoke, which ain't often.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Meh. I can take 'em or leave 'em.
• Do you like gory movies?: No way, I get enough gore on the street.
H
• How are you?: Not good.
• What's your height?: 6'.
• What color is your hair?: Black, like true blue-black.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yep, I used to live in New York.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Not into jelly beans.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Hell yeah, but I can't repeat it in polite company.
• Do you wear jewelry?: Yeah, fair amount...the studs Sass gave me for my birthday in both ears, my Fraternity talisman, silver cross to ward off the vampires...some rings, one of which my bro Ben gave me, and a watch with a leather cuff band.
K
• Who do you want to kill? Whoever took Zee from me...and maybe Cath, if she don't start returning my calls.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Uh...I guess?
L
• Are you laidback?: Less than I used to be.
• Lions or Tigers?: Tigers.
• Do you like black licorice?: No, it's gross.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: I don't know, what the fuck is that?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Hot Topic and Barnes Noble.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Tons. Zee calls me 'baby', Hank Callahan calls me Hope Boy and Magic Man...lots of people call me Houdini and some very close friends, like Channing Vale, still call me Harry or Ehrie sometimes.
• Whats your favorite number?: 13
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night.
O
• What's your one wish?: Get Zee back.
• Are you an only child?: Technically, yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: On fruit, yeah...
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: losing people.
• Piercings?: A bunch...three in each ear, eyebrow, couple cartilage, navel, and nose, but I think my nose closed up.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: No.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: No way.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: My maternal grandmother used to.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: No way. Just most of the time.
• Do you watch reality TV?: God, no.
• Reason to cry?: Losing someone I love.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun.
• Do you like snow?: Hell yeah I do!
• Whats your favorite season?: Fall.
T
• time is it?: 9:38 PM.
• What time did you wake up?: 5 AM.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: No.
• Uncles do you have?: My uncle Vincenzo, Boney's dad. He's in a critical care facility in Brooklyn, comatose.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Snow peas.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Blushing...and being too controlling.
• Do u like water rides?: I guess? Universal Studios has a couple I dig.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Lots.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Again, lots.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: It's okay.
• What year were you born in?: 1977.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Yeah.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: To a degree.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Virgo.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Does the Secret Garden of Siegfried and Roy count? If so, last week.
In other news, while I been going stir crazy waiting for some word on Zee, I've been thinking a lot about the multitude of ways I've screwed up in life. With Zee, with my daughter, with my life before, fucking everything.
So I called my Aunt Zephyr about...well, you could call it a family heirloom. She talked to Boney and my uncle and said I could have it.
The second Zee gets home...I'm done fucking things up.