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[magic_8balls]

It is an amazing thing! There was a purple thing that fell out of one of my bongos, and I jumped on it to stop it moving around and then there was a burst of smoke and when it went away all my cocks were back! Today is a happy time! I think I will go out tonight, there is a lot to catch up on! And a lot to catch up WITH, if you know what I am

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[capt_margaret]

As I explained to that Shaman man, I am not capable of seeking and destroying any purple things with a fully grown woman pinnng me to the bed! If you think you can incapacitate her then please, do not let me hinder you! I warn you however that she is stronge, maybe even stronger than you.

[magic_8balls]

I am going to try the window now, can you see is anything blocking it? I will save you!

[capt_margaret]

I cannot see anything past these damned dreadlocks! How do you walk around with those things?

[magic_8balls]

What do you mean? They are not a problem when I am walking, what is she doing that they are-- I do not want to know. I am climbing up the building now, try to stay alive please.

[capt_margaret]

I assure you nothing is higher on my agenda!

[magic_8balls]

OK, I don't know if you can see me, but I am in the room. Why was the window open? Strange. Distract her while I look for the purple thing! Maybe the fighting does not have to happen.

[capt_margaret]

She seems to involved to notice anything other than killing me slowly by exhaustion. She doesn't even mind me using this device as much as she used to! Look inside the guitar case! It is a long walk but she came from there, so it may well be possible that this thing is there also!

[magic_8balls]

Where is it!? Ah, I see it, against the wall. Eh, I cannot- how do you open this thing!?

[capt_margaret]

The key is in my robe pocket! On the floor over there!

[magic_8balls]

Oh god, what- no, OK, OK, it is here. I will- hah! You were right! I will- ack! It is hotter than the other one, have you been feeding it things? Here, I will-

[capt_margaret]

I have not clapped eyes on the thing before let alone 'fed it' as you so put it! I have been a little preoccupied, no?

[magic_8balls]

Rudi? Can you see anything? All this smoke, I do not know what is there and what is not!

[capt_margaret]

I am in the dark as it were, but I can guess by sensation that the shedevil has gone and I am entangled in - Well, yes, do excuse me, good friend, I cannot keep my eyes open any longer, sleep is taking over me, but before I succumb to sweet rest, I want to tell you how grateful I am that you have done this for me. You truly are a great friend, and I only wish I could tell you how much I l-

[magic_8balls]

How much you what? Rudi! Wake up! How much you what, you terrible person!

Ugh, fine, sleep. I will move the shelves away from the door so you can escape when you are back. Hm.