STAMPED: JACK SPARROW // Fantasy Villains 2000s
Name: Victoria
Stamped as:
REGULAR: Jack Sparrow
HP KIDS: Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
FELLOWSHIP: Boromir
You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
Now, we know you’re not really an evil person - otherwise you wouldn’t be filling out these apps and would instead be taking over the world and/or stealing candy from babies, but try to your best to be bad, at the very least mischievous!
How exactly do you know that after I am done filling out this application, I won't work on my grand master plan? ;D
Very evil characteristics: Thirst for power, way too proud, unyielding (when severely provoked I'm just dangerous), arrogance, ruthless, unemotional and not caring about others most of the time. I have a broken moral compass, I know the difference between right and wrong, but I don't have trouble breaking half of the rules.
I can be way too curious and can cross many lines because of it. Also manipulative, selfish, impatient, insanely twisted with dry/dark humor.
Dislikes: No organization, people who have low standards for themselves, ignorance, immaturity, perverted people, the ones who talk a lot about random things no one cares about, I prefer constructive debates and talk about things that are interesting, I'm not by all means a far of gossip.
People who are full of themselves and keep talking about how great they are.
People who talk before they think.
People who don't respect your privacy.
People who are intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; unreceptive to new ideas.
- The really up-tight types, stressing and flipping out when something goes wrong/the ones who blow things out of proportion.
- I dislike prejudiced people. It's okay with me, if someone has tried something, lived through it and formed him opinion on that, but I dislike it when they form their opinion based on what others think and what others do, don't even try to see for themselves.
It's like some people can't think for themselves and aren't even open-minded enough to try it. It's annoying.
- I hate it when people get so worked up about what others think, it makes no sense, those people don't matter. And no matter what you say to them they care so fucking much, it's sickening. Screw others and what their idiotic opinion is and just be yourself, don't care about what they think and live your life to the fullest, it's yours and yours alone, why waste it to "please others" and do what others think is "acceptable".
Give us 3-5 traits of you at your very worst on the very worst day of your life and explain why you’re not like this all the time. Be as honest and open as is comfortable for you.
Luckily I am too optimistic and calm most of the time to be on my worst, but I suppose my fierce temperament when I am very angry about something, my selfish nature and my complete lack of empathy would just make people shiver in my presence.
I'm not like that all the time because I can actually calm myself until it passes. And because it's not really welcomed and desired to kill people on a daily basis, furthermore I am too young to waste my time in jail or being on the run for the rest of my life. I have time, I can wait and perfect my abilities and schemes, then get some revenge maybe or just have a bit of fun with people.
What are a few things that offend you greatly? People thinking that I am sweet and a good person. Also people who think I am emotional and fragile, that is one of the biggest insults ever.
What pet peeves annoy you? Up there in the dislikes.
What’s the worst thing someone could call you? An idiot, or ignorant person. I will kill him/her.
What habits do you have that may annoy others? I don't care if they are annoyed by my habits nor do I know if any of them annoy others.
I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you have any problem with?
[X] Wrath
[ ] Greed
[ ] Sloth
[X] Pride
[ ] Lust
[ ] Envy
[ ] Gluttony
What other genres of movies do you enjoy watching?
[X] Thriller
[X] Horror
[X] Mystery
[X] Crime
[X] Disaster
[X] Prison
[X] Conspiracy
[X] War
[X] Biographical / Documentary
[X] Exploitation (a type of film that is promoted by "exploiting" often lurid subject matter, such as sex, violence, etc.)
As a villain, if you could get away with any of these, what would you pick?
[X] Murder
[ ] Stealing
[X] Lying
[ ] Adultery
[X] Cheating
[ ] Drinking
[X] Smoking
[X] Drugs
[ ] Gambling
[X] Violence
Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
These next few are optional and are just for fun and not to be taken seriously
What’s your life rated? Find out and tell us here: I got PG-13.
One more: how evil are you: Find out here: here and let us know what you got:
You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
Have fun!
What makes you lose your temper? People standing in my way, hypocrisy, chatty people, emotional people and people who do not respect my privacy.
If you HAD to kill someone, how would you do it? Probably a car malfunction, it's one of the easiest ways for a beginner. I can move up from there. Little sabotage, knives and so on, make it interesting. Oh no wait. BOMBS! &hearts ... and gasoline. Everything associated with explosions in the end.
Where would you hide the body? Fire would have already destroyed it. ;D
What would be your goal as a villain? Supreme power, which would lead to me being remembered and my name written in history and talked about for centuries.
Even Darth Vader had limits, what are yours? What kind of limits are we talking about, because I don't think I'd have trouble killing anyone, except my father and animals.
Would you have henchpeople? Who would they be? Probably some useless people I picked up, but still calculating and witty, so they wouldn't screw up too badly. I would not tell them about my plans, but I would use them for dirty work.
Where would your lair be? Somewhere cold, dark and windy. Probably in the north. Isolated more or less, next to a forest.
Cool costume? Black, classy + a cloak and boots.
Catch phrase?
- “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
- "The end excuses any evil."
- "History will absolve me."
- "For the greater good."
Powers or special abilities? I am the power.
Technical gadgets and gizmos? You're not going to learn about that today.
Evil laugh? Mischievous grin/smirk and an occasional little wink. I don't do evil laughs.
Okay, I found one more cool thing here! Give us the synopsis of your Evil Plan:
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Your genius cannot beat my evil and treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
Anything else, my pretties? Yes, sweetheart. I will not appreciate James votes.
Please list 3 new people that you have voted for!
1. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/130370.html?thread=1110082#t1110082
2. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/133386.html?thread=1110282#t1110282
3. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/134029.html?thread=1110669#t1110669
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Stamped as:
REGULAR: Jack Sparrow
HP KIDS: Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
FELLOWSHIP: Boromir
You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
Now, we know you’re not really an evil person - otherwise you wouldn’t be filling out these apps and would instead be taking over the world and/or stealing candy from babies, but try to your best to be bad, at the very least mischievous!
How exactly do you know that after I am done filling out this application, I won't work on my grand master plan? ;D
Very evil characteristics: Thirst for power, way too proud, unyielding (when severely provoked I'm just dangerous), arrogance, ruthless, unemotional and not caring about others most of the time. I have a broken moral compass, I know the difference between right and wrong, but I don't have trouble breaking half of the rules.
I can be way too curious and can cross many lines because of it. Also manipulative, selfish, impatient, insanely twisted with dry/dark humor.
Dislikes: No organization, people who have low standards for themselves, ignorance, immaturity, perverted people, the ones who talk a lot about random things no one cares about, I prefer constructive debates and talk about things that are interesting, I'm not by all means a far of gossip.
People who are full of themselves and keep talking about how great they are.
People who talk before they think.
People who don't respect your privacy.
People who are intolerant of the beliefs and opinions of others; unreceptive to new ideas.
- The really up-tight types, stressing and flipping out when something goes wrong/the ones who blow things out of proportion.
- I dislike prejudiced people. It's okay with me, if someone has tried something, lived through it and formed him opinion on that, but I dislike it when they form their opinion based on what others think and what others do, don't even try to see for themselves.
It's like some people can't think for themselves and aren't even open-minded enough to try it. It's annoying.
- I hate it when people get so worked up about what others think, it makes no sense, those people don't matter. And no matter what you say to them they care so fucking much, it's sickening. Screw others and what their idiotic opinion is and just be yourself, don't care about what they think and live your life to the fullest, it's yours and yours alone, why waste it to "please others" and do what others think is "acceptable".
Give us 3-5 traits of you at your very worst on the very worst day of your life and explain why you’re not like this all the time. Be as honest and open as is comfortable for you.
Luckily I am too optimistic and calm most of the time to be on my worst, but I suppose my fierce temperament when I am very angry about something, my selfish nature and my complete lack of empathy would just make people shiver in my presence.
I'm not like that all the time because I can actually calm myself until it passes. And because it's not really welcomed and desired to kill people on a daily basis, furthermore I am too young to waste my time in jail or being on the run for the rest of my life. I have time, I can wait and perfect my abilities and schemes, then get some revenge maybe or just have a bit of fun with people.
What are a few things that offend you greatly? People thinking that I am sweet and a good person. Also people who think I am emotional and fragile, that is one of the biggest insults ever.
What pet peeves annoy you? Up there in the dislikes.
What’s the worst thing someone could call you? An idiot, or ignorant person. I will kill him/her.
What habits do you have that may annoy others? I don't care if they are annoyed by my habits nor do I know if any of them annoy others.
I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you.
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you have any problem with?
[X] Wrath
[ ] Greed
[ ] Sloth
[X] Pride
[ ] Lust
[ ] Envy
[ ] Gluttony
What other genres of movies do you enjoy watching?
[X] Thriller
[X] Horror
[X] Mystery
[X] Crime
[X] Disaster
[X] Prison
[X] Conspiracy
[X] War
[X] Biographical / Documentary
[X] Exploitation (a type of film that is promoted by "exploiting" often lurid subject matter, such as sex, violence, etc.)
As a villain, if you could get away with any of these, what would you pick?
[X] Murder
[ ] Stealing
[X] Lying
[ ] Adultery
[X] Cheating
[ ] Drinking
[X] Smoking
[X] Drugs
[ ] Gambling
[X] Violence
Most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
These next few are optional and are just for fun and not to be taken seriously
What’s your life rated? Find out and tell us here: I got PG-13.
One more: how evil are you: Find out here: here and let us know what you got:
You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
Have fun!
What makes you lose your temper? People standing in my way, hypocrisy, chatty people, emotional people and people who do not respect my privacy.
If you HAD to kill someone, how would you do it? Probably a car malfunction, it's one of the easiest ways for a beginner. I can move up from there. Little sabotage, knives and so on, make it interesting. Oh no wait. BOMBS! &hearts ... and gasoline. Everything associated with explosions in the end.
Where would you hide the body? Fire would have already destroyed it. ;D
What would be your goal as a villain? Supreme power, which would lead to me being remembered and my name written in history and talked about for centuries.
Even Darth Vader had limits, what are yours? What kind of limits are we talking about, because I don't think I'd have trouble killing anyone, except my father and animals.
Would you have henchpeople? Who would they be? Probably some useless people I picked up, but still calculating and witty, so they wouldn't screw up too badly. I would not tell them about my plans, but I would use them for dirty work.
Where would your lair be? Somewhere cold, dark and windy. Probably in the north. Isolated more or less, next to a forest.
Cool costume? Black, classy + a cloak and boots.
Catch phrase?
- “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
- "The end excuses any evil."
- "History will absolve me."
- "For the greater good."
Powers or special abilities? I am the power.
Technical gadgets and gizmos? You're not going to learn about that today.
Evil laugh? Mischievous grin/smirk and an occasional little wink. I don't do evil laughs.
Okay, I found one more cool thing here! Give us the synopsis of your Evil Plan:
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Your genius cannot beat my evil and treachery. Oh, by the way, have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
Anything else, my pretties? Yes, sweetheart. I will not appreciate James votes.
Please list 3 new people that you have voted for!
1. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/130370.html?thread=1110082#t1110082
2. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/133386.html?thread=1110282#t1110282
3. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/134029.html?thread=1110669#t1110669
4. http://community.livejournal.com/magic_machines/134209.html?thread=1110849#t1110849
Alternately, check this box [ ] if you’ve voted for everyone who needs votes.
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