This guy happens to be my friend, but i'll just call him "I'm so much happier than you" for the moment, which i'll abbreviate into "ISMHTY", yay.
Kamma says: Dude, long distance relationships are PAINFUL
ISMHTY says: yeah..
ISMHTY says: i understand you
ISMHTY says: i could never go through it again
ISMHTY says: not that i'd need to anyway :P
ISMHTY says: hehe
later that day...
ISMHTY says: *is happy*
Kamma says: *is not incredibly happy*
Zeke says: s'okay. we'll drink ourselves happy :P
ISMHTY says: i will drink myself HAPPIER
ISMHTY says: yes.. yes.. im too happy, arent i?
zeke says: yes.
ISMHTY says: pfft..
ISMHTY says: trust zeke to tell the truth
ISMHTY says: BUT!
ISMHTY says: im happy.. so you can just watch and be jealous :P
I get it, your life fucking rocks at the moment and mine has hit bottom. PLEASE. RUB. IT. IN.