PICTURESSSS
The day began with me bringing.... to school with me.. what got me grounded the night before... Waldo .:.squints eyes all serious-like.:.
This one is just so gothiK
And then we're so cool that we leave, and all the trash in his SUV eats me alive, right then and there.
But Im resurrected from the sight of my beloved Sticky Creatures Of The Nite machine. We then realize the money was back in the car, then we go and rob the bank for quarters.. and then... we buy lots of sticky creatures.
One of them is so goth. Its a black lady bug. Just like Kenny.
On the way back to the car to count my loot, this ghetto guy comes to shoot us, and I bleed out an entire squeze-it.
But luckily, he didnt get to my booty. Oh sticky hand booty.
But Kenny takes advantage of them ;[
And then Jason, who looks like Bill Cosby.. tried to steal some of my bugs
And then Jonathon, the asian fairy princess takes them back!
And now the pictures from Biloxi
Soo, I get there, and its boring for a while, but then me, my cousin, Jensen, and my sister Hannah go saddle up the horsies!
Naaaayyy
And we fed him sugar cubes. How sweet.
OH MY GOD, HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME
.. but then I jump up really high and show him who's boss. Thats right. Im on the horse.
See.
And then I leave the two little girlies, and go back to the house to find my wonderful stoned step mommy <3
And then my cousin Brenton, who gives me alcohol. We used to live at my grandmas house when our daddys were addicted to crack ^_^
And then me, him, and his friend Smokey go for a walk..with beer... and then it starts to storm!!!
And the tree almost falls on us. But it doesnt.
And since none of you have never/will never see me drunk, this is as close as you'll get to see me as an alcoholic
And then! My brother, Josh shows up, and I steal his baby, Cainen
And then my other brother, Jeremy comes too. He was in the marines and now he's a bouncer in a strip club. Nice.
YAY, dacquiries. I dont even know how to spell that word, so forgive me.
Thats our hotel/casino
This is some of me licking the pirate.
Josh and Cainen!
Hannah
Thats a really weird picture of me, taken while Cainen and I went to pick up chicks. Everybody thought he was my baby. Im so fat :[
Then, Finally, on the way back home, I got mondo bored and decided to harrass my little sister.
Oh thats nice.
TEEHEE, LIPGLOSS!
That is so her color.
The end. Look at my huge legs in the shadow .:.cries.:.
So uh, me and Paula are legends at our school. Freshmen now are talking about how we put bloody tampons all over the school and neither Paula or myself have been to that school in a year. Wow.