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This is a list of made-up sexual positions from a sketch about the first black porn star on David Allen Grier's show Chocolate News. I swear to God, I died laughing a hundred times over watching and typing all this out. Enjoy.
Double Dookie Dip, Detroit Mudpie, Licorice Layer Cake, Molocock Cocktail, Compton Drive-By, Three Finger Twinkie Splash, Big Dig, Bruce Lee, Knuckle Bump, Back Wild, Velvet Slingshot, Bangers and Mash, Corndog Cobbler, Fuzzy Blowtorch, Itchy Spider, Grease Monkey, Lootin' the Booty, Robbin' the Booty, Spankin' the Booty, Shootin' the Booty, Moody Booty, Fruity Booty, Cleveland Compost Heap, Deep-Dish Philly Finger Pie, Portland Puddin' Dip, 5 O'clock Shadow, Denver Omlette, Pittsburgh Pedicure, Planter's Wart, Gettysburg Address, Eenie Meenie Miney Ho, Bone-In Ribeye, Big Stinky, Rootie Tootie Pootie Pop, Roman Candle, One-Arm Bandit, Mayfield Mustache, Brown Hamster, Uncle Smelly, Auntie Smelly, Momma Smelly, Daddy Smelly, A Train, B Train, C Train, D Train, #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7 Crosstown.
Double Dookie Dip, Detroit Mudpie, Licorice Layer Cake, Molocock Cocktail, Compton Drive-By, Three Finger Twinkie Splash, Big Dig, Bruce Lee, Knuckle Bump, Back Wild, Velvet Slingshot, Bangers and Mash, Corndog Cobbler, Fuzzy Blowtorch, Itchy Spider, Grease Monkey, Lootin' the Booty, Robbin' the Booty, Spankin' the Booty, Shootin' the Booty, Moody Booty, Fruity Booty, Cleveland Compost Heap, Deep-Dish Philly Finger Pie, Portland Puddin' Dip, 5 O'clock Shadow, Denver Omlette, Pittsburgh Pedicure, Planter's Wart, Gettysburg Address, Eenie Meenie Miney Ho, Bone-In Ribeye, Big Stinky, Rootie Tootie Pootie Pop, Roman Candle, One-Arm Bandit, Mayfield Mustache, Brown Hamster, Uncle Smelly, Auntie Smelly, Momma Smelly, Daddy Smelly, A Train, B Train, C Train, D Train, #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7 Crosstown.