Relax... You belong to me now!
Well since Bel got all the good pics I'll leave the BIG update to her. Instead I thought I would tell the story of setting up this party. YAY!
All week I was fighting with Dad and Tanya cause I was home by myself and I'd do something they didn't like and I had to fix it. I was getting so shitty. I don't know why they didn't just leave me the fuck alone! I was the one that was supposed to be planning this shit! Anyways, Come Friday I was stressed out to the max! Justin hadn't been around much and it was just getting too hard for me and Dick to leep setting this shit up. It didn't help that I had to dig a hole for the fucking plumber that can't do his own fucking job! Friday afternoon, Holly's party hire was supposed to drop off all the shit. And by 4 o'clock it still hadn't turned up so I was getting nervous. At 4.30ish I rang them to see what was happening... I got an answering machine... I HATE THOSE FUCKERS! So i was shitting in my pants til Tanya got home and then I got eaten cause Justin had gone to get the cake that she didn't know about! BIATCH!
I started to ring the hollywood's house cause I was just a nervous wreak. Don't worry I had the number from their business card. It's not like I'd track them down and murder them or something. I wanted to though. Anyways, Me mate sheree answered the phone and she soughted it all out for me cause she is a legend. Apparently the orders were over booked and they NEGLECTED to ring me to tell me what was going on. Oh well... Problem solved. Come Saturday we find out the all this shit make-up we needed for these costumes has apparently been given away so again I was shitting. But the girls were also legends and supplied it! It was a little stressful setting up the party but it was done sometime in the early afternoon. We again ran into trouble however, when it was time to get into costume. Belinda didn't get home til 5.45 so I knew we would be absolutely fucked!
I had to paint my face by myself cause Tanya wasn't interested in helping me. You can tell when you look at the pics. But what really pissed me off were the contact lenses I spent $90 on! I was always having trouble putting them in so Tanya would do it. Come party time she cracked a shit and fucked off. She tried telling me some bullshit story that she was busy, but I saw her talking to peeps so I just ripped off my costume and just waited upstairs hoping that the girls could help me. But I was lucky cause Tanya's mate Micheele knew how to do it and she helped me out cause she saw me cracking a huge shit. I think everybody heard me carrying on. So... As I finally finished my costume the girls show up. How fucked is that I had one of the easiest costumes but When I needed help it wasn't there! So I was the last one ready. SOOOOO MAD! The contact lens didn't stay in long though cause I was getting nagged to help and my vision just left me! There must've been some fluid on the lens... Dunno, don't care! I GOT DRUNK!
What have I learned from this...
1. When women are in good moods they can be absolute LEGENDS!
2. If I ever throw someone a birthday party again I am not telling them a single thing and somebody ELSE can hand out the food.
3. The fastest way to get me drunk is to bail out early! Yeah you know who you are :P (I think it would be wise if you didn't crack either otherwise evryone else will know who you are and never let you live it down.... RELAX, it's a joke... RELAX, you belong to me now! AAHHHH)
All week I was fighting with Dad and Tanya cause I was home by myself and I'd do something they didn't like and I had to fix it. I was getting so shitty. I don't know why they didn't just leave me the fuck alone! I was the one that was supposed to be planning this shit! Anyways, Come Friday I was stressed out to the max! Justin hadn't been around much and it was just getting too hard for me and Dick to leep setting this shit up. It didn't help that I had to dig a hole for the fucking plumber that can't do his own fucking job! Friday afternoon, Holly's party hire was supposed to drop off all the shit. And by 4 o'clock it still hadn't turned up so I was getting nervous. At 4.30ish I rang them to see what was happening... I got an answering machine... I HATE THOSE FUCKERS! So i was shitting in my pants til Tanya got home and then I got eaten cause Justin had gone to get the cake that she didn't know about! BIATCH!
I started to ring the hollywood's house cause I was just a nervous wreak. Don't worry I had the number from their business card. It's not like I'd track them down and murder them or something. I wanted to though. Anyways, Me mate sheree answered the phone and she soughted it all out for me cause she is a legend. Apparently the orders were over booked and they NEGLECTED to ring me to tell me what was going on. Oh well... Problem solved. Come Saturday we find out the all this shit make-up we needed for these costumes has apparently been given away so again I was shitting. But the girls were also legends and supplied it! It was a little stressful setting up the party but it was done sometime in the early afternoon. We again ran into trouble however, when it was time to get into costume. Belinda didn't get home til 5.45 so I knew we would be absolutely fucked!
I had to paint my face by myself cause Tanya wasn't interested in helping me. You can tell when you look at the pics. But what really pissed me off were the contact lenses I spent $90 on! I was always having trouble putting them in so Tanya would do it. Come party time she cracked a shit and fucked off. She tried telling me some bullshit story that she was busy, but I saw her talking to peeps so I just ripped off my costume and just waited upstairs hoping that the girls could help me. But I was lucky cause Tanya's mate Micheele knew how to do it and she helped me out cause she saw me cracking a huge shit. I think everybody heard me carrying on. So... As I finally finished my costume the girls show up. How fucked is that I had one of the easiest costumes but When I needed help it wasn't there! So I was the last one ready. SOOOOO MAD! The contact lens didn't stay in long though cause I was getting nagged to help and my vision just left me! There must've been some fluid on the lens... Dunno, don't care! I GOT DRUNK!
What have I learned from this...
1. When women are in good moods they can be absolute LEGENDS!
2. If I ever throw someone a birthday party again I am not telling them a single thing and somebody ELSE can hand out the food.
3. The fastest way to get me drunk is to bail out early! Yeah you know who you are :P (I think it would be wise if you didn't crack either otherwise evryone else will know who you are and never let you live it down.... RELAX, it's a joke... RELAX, you belong to me now! AAHHHH)