Happy B'Day To Lish!

Sep 25, 2005 00:28

Can't find no pen!! Slut.
Lish's B'day tomorrow but she got her pressies's tonight so she get get...
Play the HIM song you shit! And Get My drink!
Matty showed up with some mates so I said no. I would've said fuck off but I might've been hit.
I cooked tonite but Justin is cleanin tomorrow morn. BLAH! Alex is on Bel's phone...
TIS YOUR FAULT!!
That possum is a slut!
RE4 is good again!
I can't feel my face and I forgot to get that pasta shit today.
I am so gonna trap that male cat arsehole next week. Dunno if I kill it or impound it. SLACK!
I put this in journal! NOW!
Fuck off!

I made a balloon animal for Daniel but he said it was a giant dildo. So I wrote his name on it. Unfortunately it didn't survive for very long. But Daniel's dildo will live on in the hearts of many.

Richard was hitting himself in the head with a blue penis balloon; a different balloon popping as I blinked. I thought Richard's balloon popped on his face and I pissed myself laughing, pushing myself across the room in pain. Two of my abs cramped and I sat outside for about 10 mins cause I had an asthma attack and needed fresh air.

In love and lonely, my homes in your arms! Cause she is smilin, like heaven's down on earth. GET FUCKED CAT!

Well what to write, don't think anyone will be able to read this nor understand it but meh. Was not expecting any of this. Very kewl. LOL. Daniel is eating his hair and I'm not sure where Richard and Justin are :S... Here's some advice:
1. Don't eat ice-cream cake if you're lactose intolerent.... Bad
2. Enjoy the company of good friends.
3. Hold on to that one person who truly makes you happy coz love is rare but also fuck!!!
Should have been drinking, stupid stomach doesn't feel well. Gonna stop babbling shit... next person.

I can't feel my face! Until next drinking sess! ALL OF US!

Where the fuck is Trent! The grass is very comfortable! I would prefer to be sick in the morning...
2005, September. Elisha's B'day, Sat 23rd.
Lisha's whip rocks!

Yes where the fuck is Trent?! :(
Meow meow meow
*Licks random peoples faces*
C u ghuys in the morning.

For Elisha! This can was thrown at the cinger cat whore (male) so Lish can have it case she ran out it!

EEEEPPP!!

Those beach's are lucky I didn't pull out my nipples! Deadly vision are shit!
LET'S PLAY NINTENDO!

I think he means Nuntendo Pofl
How ironic is it that we are being random considering the fact the FUCK YOU!!
SAY GOODBYE!!
But not yet cause we are still ranting :P Umm yeah good phun but nobody has even given me achance to get drunk yet :( Daniel is a good sport but Absinthe is the biggest anticlimax it is pfft at best. Daniel can't feel his face & I can't feel his face either. rofl. CHAINSAW!!
rofl = death

That fucker has 2 saws!! That fucker with the hession bag on his head!

I didn't see him coming either eeeppp! goon its good its good. I lied

I'm sick! Vomit sick. Dick die again my turn hit no!

I did poof far out! Lol wanna hear a joke? What better then a couch?... A fold out double sofa bed! MAHA! FUCK YOU THEN! Men have doodles & women have vaginas. You have both just because :P ENTER PAUSE FOR GOON DRINKING!!:
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Let's go watch HIM! BYE NOW!
NO MORE ENTRIES LUV DANIEL DOGG!
(Lisha read in morn!)

MOMMY JUST RANG Justin (drunk might I add lol) looking for a lift. Dick answered & did all the talking we're all in trouble for being drunk. The rivel is soo jealous. The funniest conversation. I'm Daniel & I'm going to go uptown like a good boy (not now but). Daniel didn't recognise his own mother cause he's sloshed & nearly vomitting. That was so classic!! I'm not just a pretty face :P Wille Walo I had a dream about HIM the other day says Daniel. Wille & BAM BAM are drunk. It's a religious matter!
Solitary Man!!
Hey Mom!
I can't believe I forgot Elisha is loctose intolerent, sorry babe :D that is an embarrased face if you look CLOSELY!!
GOOD NIGHT!!
I'm gonna touch richard innappropriately ;)
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