The Wild Fucking Goose Chase

May 30, 2005 21:01

I've been fucking around for a little while now trying to get a free version of AVG antivirus for the computer before I reboot. I finally found my old antivirus (in the linen cupboard for some sick reason) but I'm afraid the disk might be expired and not open when I try to re-install it so I'm getting AVG to keep the peace if I need to get another antivirus from the shops. It's pretty good, Mum says that the business she works for, smorgen steel, uses it. Anyways I've moved all the keepsake shit off and I'll be rebooting later in the week! YAY!

It turns out that Justin new Final Fantasy game is fucked. It kept deleting our saved files telling us the file was 'corrupt'. I was afraid that I fucked up the GC from a while back when I accidentally kicked the memory card while it was in the socket. (don't psych up Justin cause you were there when it happened) So today when I got back from Dick's i tested it with another game and there was no problem loading. Therefore the game is fucked up. Justin needs to take it back and switch it for another game (the same label of course) before it's too late!!

It turns out that a song on the RE2 preview was written by papa roach. I've been looking for the song since i'd seen the preview last year. Anyways, dick put on his new papa roach album and it the second song on the album! I was so happy!

Justin had a laughing fit last night which set me and dick off. We were laughing for ages and all got sore bellies... I'll leave justin to explain. Speaking of laughing, Me and dick were watching this show yesterday. Neither of us know what it was called but this superhero of some kind and his sidekick rat went in a drive through restaruant. Anyways, after they order the hero says to the rat "when the waitress says HEY WASSUP you say YOUR CHOLESTEROL FATTY' (something to that extent anyways). The rat then starts monologuing on how gratifying it will be, so when they get to the window the waitress say "Hi how are you today". The rats reply... "YOUR CHOLESTEROL YOU FAT MOLE!!" This was then followed by a minute of awkward silence and me and dick laughing and screaming and carrying on. The hero then cranks the car in reverse and crashes into someone. THE END!! I guess it's one of those 'you had to be there' things...

Well I've just been shot down! You have to pay for AVG... Mum got it for free so I'll have to get her to download it for me.

Stay (sic) you fuckers!
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