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Tucker snoring on my couch = me not sleeping = this randomness.
Pineapple has no place on pizza, iced coffee and flip flops are not seasonal, and if I had to wear "real shoes" they would most likely be Chuck Taylor's. As a personal rule I think pants should always cover ones ass. Innumerable situations can be improved with a vente caramel latte w/ 2% milk. If I didn't believe idolization breeds obsession I might just have to hold Freddy Mercury in hero status. Mr. Boggs, who adamantly believes in "Dead Actor Island", needs to toss out his tin foil hat and shave his uni-brow. OCD should be considered a disability. Polka dots are grand. Sexual orientation needs to be protected under the law just like religion, age, gender, and race. The Children’s karts are not large enough for one teenage boy, let alone two. One should rub Buddha's belly whenever given the opportunity. Hitler had mommy issues. Yellow shirts are the best. Sandy can too be a boy’s name. There are such things as stupid questions. Tucker should have to wear a zoot suit every day. I will never be able to do a good high five the first time. I curse way too much for my own liking. Mason should be made aware of how truly amazing he is, and how he deserves so much better than her. Chivalry is not dead. Denny’s is best after at 4 am. Folding pizza boxes is calming. Thomas is the only one who will stay in the car with me when I turn the music up as far as it will go because my heart is beating to loud.
Just some things I think.
Thoughts?