I **** MY WIFE.
i'm ill. why am i ill again?! why am i ALWAYS ill?!
oh man, lmfao. watching some invader zim and then off for a nice, long-awaited, illness-ridden sleep. for in half an hour i will have been awake for forty hours, lmfao. :')
stolen from
nannon_yay , wifebffquizzzz!
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1- What's their name?
Shannon Hardy Corner Way Stump Wentz Ootori McCormick.
2- Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope. But she's muh wife, yahboi.
3- Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Fuck yeah! Just to rape anything TNBC with her. And then drag her to rape Wonderland stuff with me. And abuse all of the characters we don't like.
4- How old were you when you first met?
14, bby.
5- Do you know their secrets?
I think I know like, one.
6- Is this person older than you?
She thinks she's older. So I think she is too. XD
7- When was the last time you saw this person?
Last time I touched myself over her photos I'VE NEVER MET HER IN RL. *sob*
8- Are you related to this person?
No. She mah wifeh though.
10- Are you their b/f or g/f?
Wifey biyatch.
11- Do you have a nickname for each other?
Wifey, Kyouya, Mama Stump. ;D
12- Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
No. I haven't used Bebo in like, centuries. Dude.
13- How many times do you talk to this person?
LIKE EVERY DAY DUDE.
14- Do you think they will repost this?
I stole it from her, lmfao.
15- Could you live with this person?
Dude it'd be so fucking cool. We'd have constant rape, constant fangirling, constant drawing, constant fanfiction writing, constant cosplay, and LOTS OF FUCKING CATS PLZ.
16- Why is this person your other half?
SHE MAH WIFE INIT.
17- Have you seen this person cry?
Nope, never met her. D':
18- Do you know this persons middle name?
..I THINK I DO.
IF I DO,
I'VE FORGOTTEN.
19- Have you ever been shopping with this person?
No. But we totally will when we meet up. And fuck yes, wig shopping we will do.
20- Have you ever slept Beside this person?
In our metaphorical bed of Baileys and marriageness.
^ Amen to that.
22- Have you ever gave this person something?
LAAAAST WEEKEND, I GAVE HER MAH HEART, BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, SHE SOLD IT ON EBAY.♫
23- Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
No, but I highly assume we will.
24- Do you know everything about this person?
I know quite a lot. 8]
25- Does this person have a job?
Professional hooker.
26- Does this person have you as their other half?
Hell no bitch, I'm a wonderful abusive husband.
27- Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
LIEK YAH. <3
28- Have you ever made something with this person?
IAMTHEOFFICE.
29- Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Betchplz, take your Bebo, STFD STFU & GTFO.
30- Have you and your other half fought before?
We've contemplated divorce a few times. We never do get one.
31- Is your #1 on drugs?
Yeah. Cuz, ~*~I'm like her own personal brand of heroin.~*~
32- Does this person drink alcohol?
No, she drinks my life juice.
& wifey, MAKE ME THIS ALCOHOLIC INVADERZIMSILENTHILL BEVERAGE NOW KTHX.
34- Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
Yeah, cuz we just love doing that through the INTERNET.
35- Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
No, but it'd be damn fun.
36- Have you ever seen this person dance?
No, but she is gonna get free sexydances from me.
37- Have you ever heard this person sing?
OHOHO YES.♫
38- Do you and this person have a certain saying?
ILUWIFEY.
39- Do you know this persons bebo password?
TAKE YOUR FUCKING BEBO AND LEAVE.
40- Do you know who this person likes or who he or she is going out with?
SHE LIKES ME. BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.
41- Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
Nope.
42- Does this person have a dog?
She has a cat! :D
43- Does this person go on the computer often?
She's always on, like me. We have lives. Ttly.
44- Have you and this person gone clubbing?
NO BUT WE'D BE MOTHERFUCKING RAVETASTIC.
46- Do you talk a lot to this person?
Yes. (:
47- Have you licked this person?
No. But I will. Someday.
*looks up at stars and fades out*
48- Now say something only you and this person will understand?
WOULD YOU CRY, IF I BROKE YOUR KNEECAPS??
48- Has this person yelled at you?
CAPSLOCK BITCH.
49- Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Yeah, with my massive cock. Cuz I wanted to have sex with her vagina.
50- How much do you love this person?
I LOVE HER AS MUCH AS KENYANS.
oh man, lmfao. watching some invader zim and then off for a nice, long-awaited, illness-ridden sleep. for in half an hour i will have been awake for forty hours, lmfao. :')
stolen from
nannon_yay , wifebffquizzzz!
--
1- What's their name?
Shannon Hardy Corner Way Stump Wentz Ootori McCormick.
2- Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope. But she's muh wife, yahboi.
3- Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Fuck yeah! Just to rape anything TNBC with her. And then drag her to rape Wonderland stuff with me. And abuse all of the characters we don't like.
4- How old were you when you first met?
14, bby.
5- Do you know their secrets?
I think I know like, one.
6- Is this person older than you?
She thinks she's older. So I think she is too. XD
7- When was the last time you saw this person?
Last time I touched myself over her photos I'VE NEVER MET HER IN RL. *sob*
8- Are you related to this person?
No. She mah wifeh though.
10- Are you their b/f or g/f?
Wifey biyatch.
11- Do you have a nickname for each other?
Wifey, Kyouya, Mama Stump. ;D
12- Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
No. I haven't used Bebo in like, centuries. Dude.
13- How many times do you talk to this person?
LIKE EVERY DAY DUDE.
14- Do you think they will repost this?
I stole it from her, lmfao.
15- Could you live with this person?
Dude it'd be so fucking cool. We'd have constant rape, constant fangirling, constant drawing, constant fanfiction writing, constant cosplay, and LOTS OF FUCKING CATS PLZ.
16- Why is this person your other half?
SHE MAH WIFE INIT.
17- Have you seen this person cry?
Nope, never met her. D':
18- Do you know this persons middle name?
..I THINK I DO.
IF I DO,
I'VE FORGOTTEN.
19- Have you ever been shopping with this person?
No. But we totally will when we meet up. And fuck yes, wig shopping we will do.
20- Have you ever slept Beside this person?
In our metaphorical bed of Baileys and marriageness.
^ Amen to that.
22- Have you ever gave this person something?
LAAAAST WEEKEND, I GAVE HER MAH HEART, BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, SHE SOLD IT ON EBAY.♫
23- Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
No, but I highly assume we will.
24- Do you know everything about this person?
I know quite a lot. 8]
25- Does this person have a job?
Professional hooker.
26- Does this person have you as their other half?
Hell no bitch, I'm a wonderful abusive husband.
27- Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
LIEK YAH. <3
28- Have you ever made something with this person?
IAMTHEOFFICE.
29- Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Betchplz, take your Bebo, STFD STFU & GTFO.
30- Have you and your other half fought before?
We've contemplated divorce a few times. We never do get one.
31- Is your #1 on drugs?
Yeah. Cuz, ~*~I'm like her own personal brand of heroin.~*~
32- Does this person drink alcohol?
No, she drinks my life juice.
& wifey, MAKE ME THIS ALCOHOLIC INVADERZIMSILENTHILL BEVERAGE NOW KTHX.
34- Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
Yeah, cuz we just love doing that through the INTERNET.
35- Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
No, but it'd be damn fun.
36- Have you ever seen this person dance?
No, but she is gonna get free sexydances from me.
37- Have you ever heard this person sing?
OHOHO YES.♫
38- Do you and this person have a certain saying?
ILUWIFEY.
39- Do you know this persons bebo password?
TAKE YOUR FUCKING BEBO AND LEAVE.
40- Do you know who this person likes or who he or she is going out with?
SHE LIKES ME. BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.
41- Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
Nope.
42- Does this person have a dog?
She has a cat! :D
43- Does this person go on the computer often?
She's always on, like me. We have lives. Ttly.
44- Have you and this person gone clubbing?
NO BUT WE'D BE MOTHERFUCKING RAVETASTIC.
46- Do you talk a lot to this person?
Yes. (:
47- Have you licked this person?
No. But I will. Someday.
*looks up at stars and fades out*
48- Now say something only you and this person will understand?
WOULD YOU CRY, IF I BROKE YOUR KNEECAPS??
48- Has this person yelled at you?
CAPSLOCK BITCH.
49- Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Yeah, with my massive cock. Cuz I wanted to have sex with her vagina.
50- How much do you love this person?
I LOVE HER AS MUCH AS KENYANS.