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I hate being on a bus at 1:30 a.m.
- Obnoxious girls in the front: [singing] THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL THROUGH THE TOWN.
- Obnoxious girls in the front: [still singing] THE WIPERS ON THE BUS GO SWISH SWISH SWISH, SWISH SWISH SWISH, SWISH SWISH SWISH. THE WIPERS ON THE BUS GO SWISH SWISH SWISH ALL THROUGH THE TOWN.
- O.g.i.t.f.: [continuing to sing] THE DRIVER ON THE BUS SAYS SHHH SHHH SHHH-
- Random guy: [shouting] THE PASSENGERS ON THE BUS SAY SHUT THE FUCK UP!