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Hi
I'm bored, I'm drunk and I'm horny.
Please entertain me before I do something to relieve the bordem - like feed Elijah's mouse to Orlando's snake, or run off to spend the rest of my life as someone's mistress.
THE BORDEM - IT KILLS US!
Come on, someone do something interesting! You wouldn't want me to take up that last idea I had, would you rhetorical question - STFU?
Although the more I think about it, that would be funny if the words on my tombstone one day read "MARGARET BOYD - LOVING SISTER AND QUEEN OF THE 'WHAM-BAM-THANK YOU MAM'"
I'm bored, I'm drunk and I'm horny.
Please entertain me before I do something to relieve the bordem - like feed Elijah's mouse to Orlando's snake, or run off to spend the rest of my life as someone's mistress.
THE BORDEM - IT KILLS US!
Come on, someone do something interesting! You wouldn't want me to take up that last idea I had, would you rhetorical question - STFU?
Although the more I think about it, that would be funny if the words on my tombstone one day read "MARGARET BOYD - LOVING SISTER AND QUEEN OF THE 'WHAM-BAM-THANK YOU MAM'"