Says The Great Queen Like A Ladeedah Pooftah

Nov 22, 2010 22:49

Oh man, an actual written post from the strangest of Maggies? WHAT IS GOING ON I DON'T EVEN

I was a tad bit sick today with a stomach bug, which resulted in me getting further addicted to the internet for the entirety of the day. Much video watching ensued and I think I am getting back into Twitter. Which is pretty tragic. But I think I've lost my spark, you guys. I'm not as witty as I used to be. Le sigh.

I made a Formspring and have been getting all sorts of fun and obscure questions, some of which I don't even know how to properly respond to. To be expected, I suppose, but when did I get so popular? Seriously. I'm supposed to be that person that no one gives two cents about because I've been sitting about doing nothing and looking like a fool in the process via strange faces and/or staring off into space and doing obscene things at the same time without any recollection of doing so afterwards. Actually about that, funny story. The other day during Media Literacy, the teacher gave us lollipops, an offer I could not ignore. As I was just finished unwrapping it, my friend Cody quoted something that sounded very familiar. I couldn't remember what it was, and as I sat there thinking in an effort to recall its source, I was apparently staring directly at Cody and putting my lollipop in my mouth very, very slowly. What should be noted here is that when I put lollipops in my mouth, I stick out my tongue to meet the lollipop halfway instead of just throwing the whole thing in there. So he stared back at me with wide eyes, and when I finally came out of my trance and asked him what was wrong, he explained that I was pretty much trying to seduce him. Oops.

Emily Scholz : Unknowingly Obscene since 1993. I need a bumper sticker or something.

So yes, Formspring. And I'll be starting up a Dailybooth, so check that. No idea when that will be up and running, though, because I've no idea right now as to the whereabouts of my parents' camera, and I am too poor to have my own. Fun fact, I originally wrote that as up and rubbing. Oh the glorious mental images that ensued.

Guys, do you like how every single one of my usernames is exactly the same? I am a very original person and my creativity shall not be stopped. And you cannot track it, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords! Erm... ahem. I appear to be getting ahead of myself. If you get that reference you win one thousand kittens, KITTENS.

The end.

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