I Should Not Be Awake Right Now
Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I turned with_gusto in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In September I gave stripedsweaters a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I gave freezetomorrow a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I helped chelsified hide a body (-173 points). In May I helped orange_alex across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been nice (831 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, maggie_strange
Come on, freezetomorrow . You know you liked it. ;D And yes. Yes I do deserve nostalgia-inducing confectionery items.