I Know I'll Be Sore Next Day
Do you remember the post I made a while back, entitled "It's a Party in My Vagina"? Well, last night I randomly thought of that post/title, and I was... inspired. Yes, that's right, for the first time ever you are going to see me make a mock music video. And it shall be called, "Party In My Vajayjay."
Basically, it's a song that reflects the inevitable path that Miley Cyrus will one day take: the road to porn stardom. *cue majestic singing angels*
The song features such gems as:
"I know they're just jealous 'cause I get a lot of action
They need some social interaction"
(accompanied by pelvic thrusts on the last two words)
And, inspired by the sexy Shane Dawson:
"Dick sucking lips, hell yeah!"
And here's a little excerpt for you:
"But you'd better be careful with my hymen
Too much pressure, it'll cave in
And if it's still intact, I can't get pregnant
At least, I think that's it
Wait, is that it?
I'll just Google it! ...shit."
I've managed to already snag a "karaoke" background song that's an exact duplicate of the original Miley Cyrus song, just without the vocals. And then I will add in vocals and it will be glorious. And then I'll make an accompanying (non-sexual) music video for it. And then I will post it to YouTube. If this doesn't get prepubescent tween girls in a tizzy, I don't know what will.
But now, it's your turn! I need someone to think of a really good porn star name that's a play off of Miley Cyrus. Go, my minions, go!
Basically, it's a song that reflects the inevitable path that Miley Cyrus will one day take: the road to porn stardom. *cue majestic singing angels*
The song features such gems as:
"I know they're just jealous 'cause I get a lot of action
They need some social interaction"
(accompanied by pelvic thrusts on the last two words)
And, inspired by the sexy Shane Dawson:
"Dick sucking lips, hell yeah!"
And here's a little excerpt for you:
"But you'd better be careful with my hymen
Too much pressure, it'll cave in
And if it's still intact, I can't get pregnant
At least, I think that's it
Wait, is that it?
I'll just Google it! ...shit."
I've managed to already snag a "karaoke" background song that's an exact duplicate of the original Miley Cyrus song, just without the vocals. And then I will add in vocals and it will be glorious. And then I'll make an accompanying (non-sexual) music video for it. And then I will post it to YouTube. If this doesn't get prepubescent tween girls in a tizzy, I don't know what will.
But now, it's your turn! I need someone to think of a really good porn star name that's a play off of Miley Cyrus. Go, my minions, go!