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i would like to take this opportunity to let the world know that i am in love with our new stapler.
good bye. good bye to the old stapler. the stapler i have fucked up the paperwork with many times. the stapler i have used (inadvertantly) to stab myself in the thumb *shakes fist*. the stapler which repeatedly refused to staple *shakes fist again*.
*feels the love* oh, new stapler. i shall call thee Stapler. Forever more yee shall be known as Stapler.
oh, oh my dear stapler. *in love*
good bye. good bye to the old stapler. the stapler i have fucked up the paperwork with many times. the stapler i have used (inadvertantly) to stab myself in the thumb *shakes fist*. the stapler which repeatedly refused to staple *shakes fist again*.
*feels the love* oh, new stapler. i shall call thee Stapler. Forever more yee shall be known as Stapler.
oh, oh my dear stapler. *in love*