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once upon a time in the land of...hmmmm...im stuck there, let's start again -
once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a young girl by the name of...stuck there again..let's call her Lady Something.
Lady Something was in desperate need of some medication, as she was tired with the world and all of its wordly troubles.
"humph" said she "i am tired of the world, and all of its wordly troubles"
She was tired of going to work in the Tall Dark Tower, where she could not see the sun and could not feel the breeze on her cheeks.
"humph. i long to see the sun and feel the breeze on my cheeks" she sighed.
She was tired of the inferior men she met, who were all quick to confess their love to her - and yet all were severely inadequate in one way or another.
"humph. i am tired of the inferior men, who are so quick to confess their love. they are all inferior in one way or another"
She was tired of her Evil Step-Cousins who kept her away from the men she occassionally considered adequate.
"humph" she said.
One day, Lady Something decided that she could no longer suffer the cruelties of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles.
"humph. i can no longer suffer the cruelties of the world, and its worldy, cruel troubles"
She decided the put an end to her worldly, cruel troubles once and for all.
After months of preperation, she came up with a plan.
"humph. i have a plan"
She decdided to rob the bank and fly to Mexico. There, she planned to spend the remainder of her days drinking Martinis and eating pineapple.
She robbed the bank. She flew to Mexico. The drank Martinis. She ate pineapple. She ran out of money. She had to get a job waiting tables. She soon became tired, once again, of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles.
"humph. i am tired, once again, of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles"
sigh
once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a young girl by the name of...stuck there again..let's call her Lady Something.
Lady Something was in desperate need of some medication, as she was tired with the world and all of its wordly troubles.
"humph" said she "i am tired of the world, and all of its wordly troubles"
She was tired of going to work in the Tall Dark Tower, where she could not see the sun and could not feel the breeze on her cheeks.
"humph. i long to see the sun and feel the breeze on my cheeks" she sighed.
She was tired of the inferior men she met, who were all quick to confess their love to her - and yet all were severely inadequate in one way or another.
"humph. i am tired of the inferior men, who are so quick to confess their love. they are all inferior in one way or another"
She was tired of her Evil Step-Cousins who kept her away from the men she occassionally considered adequate.
"humph" she said.
One day, Lady Something decided that she could no longer suffer the cruelties of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles.
"humph. i can no longer suffer the cruelties of the world, and its worldy, cruel troubles"
She decided the put an end to her worldly, cruel troubles once and for all.
After months of preperation, she came up with a plan.
"humph. i have a plan"
She decdided to rob the bank and fly to Mexico. There, she planned to spend the remainder of her days drinking Martinis and eating pineapple.
She robbed the bank. She flew to Mexico. The drank Martinis. She ate pineapple. She ran out of money. She had to get a job waiting tables. She soon became tired, once again, of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles.
"humph. i am tired, once again, of the world, and its worldly, cruel troubles"
sigh