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>Subject: Things you learn as you "Mature."
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>I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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>I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
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>I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or great tits.
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>I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.
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>I've learned that we're responsible for what we do, unless we're celebrities.
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>I've learned that usually the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
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>I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
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>I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!" in 6 different languages.
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>I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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>I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
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>I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or great tits.
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>I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.
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>I've learned that we're responsible for what we do, unless we're celebrities.
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>I've learned that usually the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
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>I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
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>I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!" in 6 different languages.
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