PBDCT, imploring voice cried (that is an actual subject)
What if deep inside my morning spam, there is an important message buried within the confines of subject lines containing un-words like XOHNDOHSP183, or phrases like “SOnAta Sleep Medication” or “Any Meds U want”?? What if there’s something there that will entice me with words from an unknown dimension? It’s a fact that email does exist in other dimensions, you know. I sometimes glance into the preview pane to see if there’s anything interesting on select spam mails. Alas, there’s nothing but more computer-generated garbledy-gook that means nothing to me. It’s all just a flash of html trauma, a haphazard display of advertisements that don’t really advertise anything but their wish to suck money away from one of your sixteen digit numbers. After that, they’ll send you some crap in the mail and begin an entourage of junk mail to fill up your electronic mail box and also your physical one. One of these days I want to read a spam mail that tells me the secret to life. At least, before I delete it.