You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake

[magentaelephant]

I am a human wonder: I waterskiied without actually waterskiing.  In fact it would be more accurate to say I tried waterskiing today, floating in a lake in an awkward turtlelike stance (as it seems the starting position for waterskiing and childbirth are essentially the same) before yelling "Hit it!" and being dragged from floating on my back to plunging facefirst without even a standing position in between.  A few times.

In my defense, waterskiing is scary.

Also, my thighs are now the color of a coral reef.