Santa Meme!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pushed happyblade in the mud (-17 points). In June I stole render's purse (-30 points). In April I set eviltwinisdead's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I turned myrathi in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-810 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
magent