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[magenoir]

[ Muggle Studies assignment.]

I have a new [plant]. I don't know if plants are given names except Zetsu. What do the masses think? Meaning you.

Comments

Private to that jackass Itachi

[liveindeathboy]

WHY is MY plant such a fricking SISSY?! =_= hmm? I want it to bite fingers off and.. and produce deadly poisons! This is sooo unfair..

private to that whiner Sasori

[magenoir]

I didn't make the decision. Perhaps these plants have latent magical potency to destroy the world. You can have mine if you want.

Re: private to that whiner Sasori

[liveindeathboy]

6o6 ooooooo hang on while I poke it sharply with my wand.

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That is bullshit. =.0 This plant has the murdering capacity of a daisy. Can yours chew chews off?

private to that know-it-all Weasel

[liveindeathboy]

I meant chew fingers off, obviously.

private to that whiner Sasori

[magenoir]

... No. It just sort of swayed when I jabbed at it sharply. Then it retaliated by leafing one solitary leaf on me. Perhaps it is a poisonous leaf. If you don't hear from me within a few days, I might be rotting in the tower.

private to that now-a-dumbass Itachi

[liveindeathboy]

Damn. Try hexing it. I don't think there's a cruelty-to-plants law... If I don't hear from you for a few days, I shall do one of the follow: a] pillage your corpse, b] beat your corpse since you said we'd go to Konohogsmead, c] run chemical tests on your corpse or d] all of the above.

Re: private to that now-a-dumbass Itachi

[magenoir]

... I think there're trackers on these plants. It just rustled ominously at me. You are really quite fascinated with my body, almost to the point of obsession.

private to that dumbass Itachi

[liveindeathboy]

Kick it. Percussion maintenance. You'd like that would you?

private to that asshat Sasori

[magenoir]

If I kick it, it will either a). fall off the window sill and out of the tower, which would effectively end the mission and my life; or b). trap my foot and pull me in with its feelers to consume me. ... I'm just glad I'd be dead if that happens.

private to that homophobic weasel

[liveindeathboy]

You're herbally challenged, aren't you...?

private to he who assumes too much

[magenoir]

At least I'm not mentally challenged like yourself.

private to he who makes some things obvious

[liveindeathboy]

You don't know my mental state, dear boy n_n

private to what the hell are you talking about

[magenoir]

It's somewhere between "high" and "really high".

private to he who calls homosexualitya 'charge'

[liveindeathboy]

I'm not now, though ^_^

private to he who overdramatizes my words

[magenoir]

You're surprisingly lucid, yes.

private to he who tries to take back his meaniness

[liveindeathboy]

Told you sooo~ I've made progress while you were gone e.e