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Update on a Journal I haven't used in a LONG time

Jun 11, 2008 15:36

Hm... Well, I guess I'm updating to reassure myself that I can still log into LJ after all this time. I have to say that I was pulled back into LJ after I realized my dislike for the Book Twilight and whatever comes after that ( Read more... )

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mage_power June 29 2008, 19:50:11 UTC

At this point in the story, the author believed that the vampire hunter chasing after her Murgatroyd dearest was a big no-no, so she created a Mary Sue. This Mary Sue's name was named Diamond Skylight Lilyflower Moonbelle. She was the daughter of Sirius Black, niece to Dracula, granddaughter to GOD, so therefore, she was easily able to destroy the vampire hunter with one blow from her sparkly crystal orb. Afterwords, she grew wings magically (because she was the daughter to GOD, you know) and made her way to chase after the vampire to soothe his loveless heart.

As soon as she made her SPARKLY entrance, she tripped and lost all of her magical powers. Murgatroyd found her a poor, beautiful girl and instantly fell in love with her.

"Your blood smells good," he said. "But I am dangerous."
"That's alright," DSLM replied, "You are very pretty. Let's frolic!"

And thus, the readers found themselves reading 200 pages of this:

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/133/e/6/e68024b002996206ec9ddf8001e72e81.jpg

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