Voicemail for Sophie Devereaux
"Hello, this is Sophie Devereaux. Please leave your name and number, and I'll return your call as soon as I can.
If this is my agent calling about a part, call my beeper immediately.
If this is Nate-- I don't think you should be calling just yet.
If this is Nate, I hope you're well. Leave a number and I'll call as soon as I can.
If this is Hardison calling to appropriate my phone number for some amusing purpose, I will be very, very cross with you if I'm left with the bill for untold magazine subscriptions.
And if this is either Eliot or Parker calling for... legal reasons, then leave the number of your counsel and I'll be in touch as soon as I have the particulars.
Have a lovely day."
beeeeeeep
If this is my agent calling about a part, call my beeper immediately.
If this is Nate-- I don't think you should be calling just yet.
If this is Nate, I hope you're well. Leave a number and I'll call as soon as I can.
If this is Hardison calling to appropriate my phone number for some amusing purpose, I will be very, very cross with you if I'm left with the bill for untold magazine subscriptions.
And if this is either Eliot or Parker calling for... legal reasons, then leave the number of your counsel and I'll be in touch as soon as I have the particulars.
Have a lovely day."
beeeeeeep